I minored in Creative Writing and I would bet a paycheck this is just a made-up, sophmoric retort that simply takes my rant and turns it around 180 degrees by an "author" with extremely limited verbal skills.
apparently you haven't been here very long...these stories happen often in sake of good humor, no point in getting all bent out of shape over it. If you can't learn to go with the flow, your stay here at INGO will be a short one.