Bluejeeper
Sharpshooter
Do you hate children and house wives? How dare you. Think of all the children, now scarred for life, who will never want to leave their home. Just picture their sad faces staring out a window, wanting to go outside, but knowing they can't because you are out there... somewhere... with your gun!
Meanwhile, I'm bored at work so created a fake Facebook account to see how may people will like and agree with my stupidity I post on the MDA page:
You sir are a d**k. I like it.
Nice touch on the name btw