Man shoots himself in the penis

[Armed Citizen]

He took "one to the head" luckily he didn't double-tap.

 

[dom1104]

Wtf is a monkey butt?

 

[hopper68]

You don't have to die to get a Darwin Award, just make it so you can't reproduce. Wwe may have a future winner here!!

 

[GLOCK1982]

Similar thing happened out here. I guy was carrying an XD in his pant pocket. Interesting enough I know. He jumped in his truck, his keys hit the trigger, safety was off, and grip safety was believed to be depressed by his leg somehow. Lodge one deep in his femur. Maybe he deserved it??????????????????

 

[loudpedal]

Wtf is a monkey butt?

Here is a definition provided by the always tasteful people at the Urban Dictionary.

Monkeybutt :

The putrid drip of stanky sweat from your lower back through your butt cheeks.

Baby? Is that love juice dripping between yo' thighs or do you gots monkeybutt?

I hope that this was helpful, and I also hope that you can drink that vision out of your mind. good luck!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Wtf is a monkey butt?

You MUST get hip if you ever expect to shoot yourself in the penis with appendix carry some day. Hip it up.

 

[Gungirl30]

Hahaha, thats great. Thank you.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Another candidate for my "stupidity requires mandatory vasectomy" project!

It sounds like your idea was put into practice self-service!

 

[Desdinova]

It sounds like your idea was put into practice self-service!

Hopefully he did a good job of it too!

 

[JimmyR]

Natural Selection?

Natural Selection in the 21st century, exhibit A.

 

[MACHINEGUN]

 

[findingZzero]

Man shoots penis. Penis shoots back claiming self defense. Sex crime?

 

[GaDawg]

So the guy was adjusting his "gun" which caused his "pistol" to discharge.


"A Southfield man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the penis as he adjusted his gun."

Wonder if he was really trying to discharge his "gun" and got carried away causing his "pistol" to discharge first.


Sorry, couldn't help it!

Sounds to me like he has a problem with premature ......! Whenever I adjust my gun it don't go off. Usually my wife cleans it first. I know I know thats bad. Couldn't resist LOL

 

[lrahm]

I wonder if they define recovering as he stops bleeding. I'm guessing there's some things that won't recover. Ouch....

There are things that you just don't recover from ... this would be one.

 

[Desdinova]

I can just picture it. Sometime down the road, he picks up a woman in a bar. Gets her home, things start getting hot and heavy. Clothes start coming off...

"What the heck is that?"

 

[Mackey]

I'm thinking that his penis probably deserved it.

 

[femurphy77]

Hahaha, thats great. Thank you.

What's a gung irl?

 

[femurphy77]

I'm thinking that his penis probably deserved it.

If it was a "hoodie" it might have!!

 

[indyjoe]

This is why you need a kevlar condom.

 

[.45 Dave]

Sounds like he nearly blew his brains out. At least that's where my wife says a man's brain is.