Man shoots himself in the penis

[RobbyMaQ]

~There once was a man in Birmingham
Who carried a gun in his waistband
He adjusted his glock
and shot off his ****
Now no erectile enhancement will cure him

 

[SSGSAD]

You don't have to die to get a Darwin Award, just make it so you can't reproduce. Wwe may have a future winner here!!

I was LOOKING for THIS... I HOPE SO !!!!!

 

[Excalibur]

Gunshops should tape these kinds of articles on their walls very plainly so people can see and read them and so it'll be like "don't say we didn't warn you."

 

[saberstar]

Um hasnt he been punished enough by shooting his thingie? There gonna press charges?

 

[opus1776]

I'll drop this in here from our friend Rodney Carrington....


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"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" K. Moss
You can NEVER be too rich or too thin.
Life is not a journey, but a series of unplanned detours...
Perfection: is not a goal---it's a demanded expectation.

 

[loudpedal]

Gunshops should tape these kinds of articles on their walls very plainly so people can see and read them and so it'll be like "don't say we didn't warn you."

You do mean the newspaper article , and not the article right?

 

[loudpedal]

~There once was a man in Birmingham
Who carried a gun in his waistband
He adjusted his glock
and shot off his ****
Now no erectile enhancement will cure him

We need to have a mod make the call
To see if limericks are allowed at all
For if they are not
They might have us shot
That could be the ruin of us all.

 

[Mosinowner]

Boxers or briefs?

 

[Timjoebillybob]

I'm still up in the air about it -- I have plenty of other uses for my time and money.

And look at the other bonus, it'll take care of one of the uses of your time and money.

What if you put on a dirty baseball cap and grew out a monkey butt? Would that help you point your gun at your junk? Upon reviewing the gun rags it does seem to help.

Wtf is a monkey butt?

That's what I'm wondering too. I know the standard definitions, but I'm not sure how you can grow one out. Is it like a mullet?

And the article states the the Deputy Chief said "He could of shot it off" I don't think he'll be shooting it off for quite some time now........

 

[restonlane]

Ha ha! My mama always told me never to stick something where it does not belong. Lot of wisdom in that...

 

[cschwanz]

He has suffered enough (through his own stupidity). If they charge him, that'd be a dick move...

 

[Mark 1911]

He has suffered enough (through his own stupidity). If they charge him, that'd be a dick move...

 

[Mark 1911]

Apparently ol' one-eye is now a blind man.