List your shooters: Part VI

[ditcherman]

OK, OK... I'm 2/2. On the days I don't check in on the INGO brethren, and twice now, there's been hammers being flung.


I step away and the View attachment 181005 splatters some and I miss the drama.

We really need a list page, to place those names, so we can all look up the offenders, and their meltdown posts, when we miss the live version.
I hope the mouse's paw wasn't injured in the obligatory swing.

Do you really think on INGO there could possibly be a thread that is a list of names? That’s like saying “no memes”, or “please stay on subject”.
Just read the thread that the departed got his de-par-ta-shun from. (That’s a dare) It’s so on topic. I’m only surprised that no one suggested putting brussel sprouts on pizza instead of pineapple.

 

[Rookie]

It was the use of the word ass.

He should have said, "kiss my rectum".

Everyone can learn from this.

 

[ditcherman]

Keeping in mind his stated location (right behind you) I repost this for posterities sake…


ETA props to Route45 for this one!

 

[Lpherr]

It's interesting that he took a liking to Ingomike. What was his previous username?
And then he bit the mouse.

The monkey came in swinging his banana.
Then he was hammered to orbit.
He will forever be known as Ham (Astrochimp).

 

[BigRed]

It was the use of the word ass.

He should have said, "kiss my rectum".

Everyone can learn from this.

Kiss my ***?

Be more like BigRed!

 

[Lpherr]

Do you really think on INGO there could possibly be a thread that is a list of names? That’s like saying “no memes”, or “please stay on subject”.
Just read the thread that the departed got his de-par-ta-shun from. (That’s a dare) It’s so on topic. I’m only surprised that no one suggested putting brussel sprouts on pizza instead of pineapple.

It wouldn't require a thread. Just a shooter list, that is searchable. Type in shooter, and the latest 10 will pop up.
I'm probably thinking past what the software is capable of.

And Brussel Sprouts have their place... in the garbage.

 

[ditcherman]

It wouldn't require a thread. Just a shooter list, that is searchable. Type in shooter, and the latest 10 will pop up.
I'm probably thinking past what the software is capable of.

And Brussel Sprouts have their place... in the garbage.

Rep inbound.

eta haha just realized rep was probably before your time, unless you were a lurker here. The old software didn’t have a like button, but a very intricate rep system where you could keep track of your social standing and self worth with just a glance, probably where china got their idea…

 

[eric001]

If he'd had any culture to him at all, he'd have used something more like this:

 

[deo62]

Just saw Johnny chimp on the news. He was getting on a bus heading to the CDC…

 

[Lpherr]

Rep inbound.

eta haha just realized rep was probably before your time, unless you were a lurker here. The old software didn’t have a like button, but a very intricate rep system where you could keep track of your social standing and self worth with just a glance, probably where china got their idea…

I've seen it mentioned, but never knew the specifics.
I show triple zero's, so my self-worth doesn't exist.

 

[Biggredchev]

In my experience telling the principal to kiss your *** usually doesn’t end how you would like it.

 

[Lpherr]

In my experience telling the principal to kiss your *** usually doesn’t end how you would like it.

In my day, if I would've said that to anyone, I would've been burping and farting soap bubbles for a week.

 

[ancjr]

In my day, if I would've said that to anyone, I would've been burping and farting soap bubbles for a week.

They still paddled at my school.

 

[Biggredchev]

Yeah they couldnt do that when i was in school but it definitely would earn you at least a year off lol.

 

[Lpherr]

They still paddled at my school.

We didn't get the paddle for cursing at school, but the phone call to mom...

 

[ancjr]

We didn't get the paddle for cursing at school, but the phone call to mom...

Oh, not for one instance perhaps, but once anything got to be a pattern they would have.

 

[d.kaufman]

We didn't get the paddle for cursing at school, but the phone call to mom...

We had a paddle, a call to mom and/or dad, as well as (I was special) either a smiley or upside down face sticker pinned to me when I left school.

 

[Lpherr]

Oh, not for one instance perhaps, but once anything got to be a pattern they would have.

After the first soap tasting, it didn't become a pattern.
The only thing worse than the soap, was the time I swallowed about a pint of gasoline, helping my dad syphon it.

 

[Lpherr]

We had a paddle, a call to mom and/or dad, as well as (I was special) either a smiley or upside down face sticker pinned to me when I left school.

The paddle, sticker of shame, and then home to face the music too?
What has happened to parenting? The quality has diminished. Now we have the results wondering the streets.

 

[jamil]

It was the use of the word ass.

He should have said, "kiss my rectum".

Everyone can learn from this.

Anus might be a little easier. The rectum is the Hershey’s highway from the anus to the colon. If ya have to kiss that. I mean you really have to get up in there.