.When I was your age I never talked that way to my elders...Our minds tend to "wander"??? What a load of crap....I remember one time I was running my trap line down on Mill Creek and caught three muskrats and when I got home my little brother had, by accident, tore my Farrah Fawcett poster playing Nerf ball....Well I went and made myself a peanut butter and bologna sandwich and watched a little Sanford and Son.....Aunt Esther and Fred were going at it which prompted me to dial up...(Yes that's right...DIAL UP!!!!!) my buddy and we went down to the creek and found a couple of Playboys and one of them had Debra Jo Fondren in it!!!
That's right buddy....She was a real blonde if you know what I mean [ Oh, you mean the rug matched the curtains ]...You have no idea what I am talking about do you???? This was the 1970's when razors ran scared from the pages of Hefner...There weren't no airbrushing neither...By golly if that gal looked good in the magazine she looked good in real life....So that's how my .22 rifle got mud in the barrel when my sling broke while running my trap line....But that didn't bother me none because there was going to be a Naked chick European movie on Showtime that night....And that's why the only real Batman will, and always be, Adam West....I met Debra Jo at the Car Show and she was a sweet girl...I was wearing my "Afternoon Delight" shirt I got in Gatlinburg when I met her...She smiled and said "Well young man...Are you some young ladies afternoon delight then?" And I kept my cool and went, "Derp, duh, derp, duh, derp, duh, derp, doh, shucks uh no ma'am...I'm only 13 years old..." And then I took my muskrat hides and sold them down at S&S to John Seitz...He got killed on his tractor in the mid 1980's IIRC.....
So what were you saying about our minds wondering???? We were full of wonder...Wait a minute...Crap...I forgot to take my blood pressure medicine and my metamucil...
What year is this anyway??? What were we talking about Indy?? You said something about "Mammary Lane" and I started thinking about Debra Jo...
Anyway that's why you should always use good manners and check your sling on your rifle...
That won't work. The only way CM bans anybody is when he has to; because they've gone full-on runaway reactor stupid, in thread, for no discernable reason
PM him. He is back just not posting.....
Actually ban me until August 15th so I can make the end of the Dormition fast
Uh oh.... the "I'm still mad about being banned and won't post" protest? So which mod has to leave before he'll come back?"
And spammers.
We were awash with spammers a few months back...Churchmouse is up at all hours (prostate problems) so he snagged a fairly high percentage of those guys each morning.
And shills. We get banned users that try to make a return.
The mouse knows.
Let me think on this one for a minute.
Sometimes a thread will wonder off in the name of humor and stress management.
In light of all the madness in the world right now I am OK with some righteous silliness.
Wrll I admit you speak the truth....but I have insinuated you are old a couple of times..
But that's the start of squirrel season.Actually ban me until August 15th so I can make the end of the Dormition fast
You can do so much better.....
Was that a Hotpoint stove by chance? I'm thinking I may have stashed some playboys in an old hotpoint stove in that same area, around that same time! The Oui wasn't mine though, I wasn't a pervert at that age.When I was your age I never talked that way to my elders...Our minds tend to "wander"??? What a load of crap....I remember one time I was running my trap line down on Mill Creek and caught three muskrats and when I got home my little brother had, by accident, tore my Farrah Fawcett poster playing Nerf ball....Well I went and made myself a peanut butter and bologna sandwich and watched a little Sanford and Son.....Aunt Esther and Fred were going at it which prompted me to dial up...(Yes that's right...DIAL UP!!!!!) my buddy and we went down to the creek and found a couple of Playboys and one of them had Debra Jo Fondren in it!!!
That's right buddy....She was a real blonde if you know what I mean...You have no idea what I am talking about do you???? This was the 1970's when razors ran scared from the pages of Hefner...There weren't no airbrushing neither...By golly if that gal looked good in the magazine she looked good in real life....So that's how my .22 rifle got mud in the barrel when my sling broke while running my trap line....But that didn't bother me none because there was going to be a Naked chick European movie on Showtime that night....And that's why the only real Batman will, and always be, Adam West....I met Debra Jo at the Car Show and she was a sweet girl...I was wearing my "Afternoon Delight" shirt I got in Gatlinburg when I met her...She smiled and said "Well young man...Are you some young ladies afternoon delight then?" And I kept my cool and went, "Derp, duh, derp, duh, derp, duh, derp, doh, shucks uh no ma'am...I'm only 13 years old..." And then I took my muskrat hides and sold them down at S&S to John Seitz...He got killed on his tractor in the mid 1980's IIRC.....
So what were you saying about our minds wondering???? We were full of wonder...Wait a minute...Crap...I forgot to take my blood pressure medicine and my metamucil...
What year is this anyway??? What were we talking about Indy?? You said something about "Mammary Lane" and I started thinking about Debra Jo...
Anyway that's why you should always use good manners and check your sling on your rifle...
I know where you live...............