List your Favorite Sayings

[buford t justice]

Oh you will take a check,no problem I thought you wanted money.

 

[HandK]

"There's a whole lotta quit in that boy"

as said by Ron White's Grandfather!

 

[CSORuger]

My old boss had a few;
My fault your error.
Watching that boy work reminds me of watching a monkey **** a football!
And his all time, most used was TRUST ME !

 

[ViperJock]

"You think you're hot snot on a silver platter, but you're nothing but a cold bugger on a paper plate."

"That's hotter than a two dick billy goat in a forest fire"

"That's hotter than two rats making love in a wool sock"

"Honestly baby, its not mine."

"People are basically sheep. But you can't eat them with mint jelly."

 

[Kagnew]

The government's motto: "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is".

And the one which comes to mind every time I see or hear Obama: "Treason doth never prosper. What's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it treason".

 

[Doug]

Semper Ubi Sub Ubi.

(Always Where Under Where)
(Always Wear Underwear.)

 

[revolvers&w]

your movin' like pond water...pond water just sits there and stinks

 

[halfmileharry]

"Ya cain't whup nothin' what lays down to fight"

 

[revolvers&w]

From Basic training ?

Drop your c@ cks and grtb your socks!!

 

[goinggreyfast]

"Who am I. Why am I here?"
James Stockdale in the 1992 Vice Presidential debate.

 

[DarkRose]

"That's just an accident looking for a place to happen."

"Toughen up Shirley..."

 

[straight-shooter]

Locked up tighter than a bulls as* in fly weather.

slicker than a marms leg.

slicker than snot on a glass door knob.

if lies could make your nose grow, you would bump it ten minutes before the rest of you arrived.

I wouldn't pis* up your as* if your guts were on fire.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

 

[printcraft]

He who hesitates is bossed.

 

[Kcustom45]

There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.'

That which does not kill you has made a tactical error.

 

[revolvers&w]

A wise man once said...

The more you smoke the less you get caught with!!!

 

[rooster007]

just keep on digging boy , there's a hole down there , you just to find it

 

[bmmyers08]

it is what it is.

every action has a consequence.

 

[lrahm]

Youth and vigor shall always be overcome by old age and tenacity.

 

[Dirty Steve]

My all time favorite:

A$$, gas or grass,..... nobody rides for free.

My son's favorite from Army BCT:

That's as wrong as two privates f----ng.

Did your parents have any kids that lived?

Dirty Steve

 

[slipnotz]

You people that think they know everything, just annoy us that do.