List your Favorite Sayings

[pute62]

I'm not Racists, I hate everyone equality

 

[semperfi211]

From Grandpa, "don't be a penny wise and a dollar foolish".

 

[jojoa55]

In reference to someone who is tight with money: "he wouldn't pay a dime to watch a mouse eat a bail of hay".

"He thinks he's hot sh*t, but he's cold turds".

 

[ThrottleJockey]

"I can't see it from my house...looks great.", "close enough for government work"

 

[ThrottleJockey]

just keep on digging boy , there's a hole down there , you just to find it

What is that from, I keep thinking foghorn leghorn....?

 

[indiucky]

"If it weren't for us boys with only an 8th grade education you college boys wouldn't have a place to work." Col. Harland Sanders,

Overheard by a friend of mine (mid 70's) at a Kentucky Fried Chicken the Colonel owned in Louisville to two of his underlings. The Colonel was born in Henryville, Indiana. You can't mention that fact south of the river.

"The Governments job is to guard the coast, tote the mail, and stay the hell out of everything else." Unknown Southerner Ca. 1930

 

[jrm400]

"Nervous like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."