List your Favorite Sayings

[3point5]

Its better to be p*ssed off, than p*ssed on.

 

[hornadylnl]

My dad would say this when someone was driving too slow or blocking an intersection... " DRIVE IT, PARK IT, OR PAINT IT RED!!! "

My dad would say move it or milk it.

 

[CTC B4Z]

come big or dont come at all

 

[GREEN607]

"Don't taze me, bro'....."

"That's not what your momma said."

"It ain't near over."

"If you wanna' keep the beer real cold, put it next to my ex-wife's heart."

"You ever meet somebody you just shouldn't have ****** with? Well that's me."

 

[GREEN607]

"Proving once again, there's more than corn in Indiana."

 

[buford t justice]

- "Worth about as much as a screen door on a submarine"

-" You could F-up an anvil with a Q-tip"

-" You couldnt fix a sandwich, if you were a wingman at subway" (what we used to say to the green horns in the shop I used to work at)

Or "you could bust an anvil with a rubber hammer"

 

[buford t justice]

"you've got the brain of a four year old,and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it.

 

[GREEN607]

"That's why you don't bring a knife, to a gunfight...."

 

[Doug]

"As confused as a Calvinist concerned about his Karma."

Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it.

Doug

 

[Que]

"It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six."

 

[3point5]

"That's why you don't bring a knife, to a gunfight...."

Guess what, you just brought a gun to a bomb fight officer!

 

[Whosyer]

My Dad to me as a teen... " Son, if we put your brain in a sparrow, it'd fly backwards "
or the alternative... "If brains were gasoline, you couldn't power a moped for a pissant."
My alltime favorite from my Grandpa... "if mistakes were haystacks, we'd all have fat horses."

 

[INyooper]

"You have an incredible insight to the obvious."

"...it's harder than herding cats."

 

[GunSlinger]

Some of my favorites:

"You don't have the sense God gave a goose"
"If brains were gunpowder you couldn't blow your nose"
"You can wish in one had and in the other and have the same thing"
"Hey ya'll, watch this"
"That was about as funny as in a punch bowl"
"If I had your nose full of nickels I'd be a rich man"

 

[ThrottleJockey]

Nice head.

 

[96firephoenix]

there's no replacement for big displacement.

also, see sig.

 

[U.S. Patriot]

"It's better to be tried by twelve then carried by six."

 

[Bill of Rights]

"Disarming innocent people does not protect innocent people." (aka the Founders' "theory of DUH")

"What part of 'shall not be infringed' don't you understand?"

"I think I'll buy some more stock in Alcoa." (when reading Gen Pol...)

 

[Bunnykid68]

People suck

 

[MadBomber]

My two favorites:

"**** off and Die!"

"The big possum walks late"