List your Favorite Sayings

[revolvers&w]

I ain't dead and I ain't in jail.

He is so stupid it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[Benny]

IT IS WHAT IT IS!! my

Hands down my most hated saying.

 

[revolvers&w]

The founder of my company was asked why he chose woodworking over raising chickens."cause sawdust dont smell like chicken sh*t"

 

[Ter]

My favorite is " He (or she) ain't got the sense God gave a democrat"

 

[jbombelli]

GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY!

 

[shooter521]

A good idea, poorly executed.

 

[rhinoabe]

Screwed up worse than a soup sandwich .

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

My dad would say this when someone was driving too slow or blocking an intersection... " DRIVE IT, PARK IT, OR PAINT IT RED!!! "

 

[IndianaResident]

A good idea, poorly executed.

Or Good initiative, poor judgment.

One I got from here is "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes". Love it.

 

[Bummer]

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

 

[Mad Macs]

"Work, not just some place you go, but something you do while you're there."

 

[Miller Tyme]

He would ***** if you hung him with a new rope......

or the one that makes me think about my ex-wife

She looses 95 percent of her usefullness when she gets out of bed.

 

[jeremy]

Duty heavy as a Mountain, Death light as a feather...

 

[Thumper]

You are part of the problem or part of the solution decide and let me know.

 

[tmkr]

There are three sides to every story


1,your's



2,mine




3,THE TRUTH

 

[7th Stepper]

The one "You can't rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd" is a song by Roger Miller.

Mine is along the lines of the Zen one....:

If wishes were horses, frogs wouldn't bump their ass.

or:

They've gone Hog Wild and Pig Silly!

and I almost forgot:

You drive like old people ****! Slow and sloppy!

 

[BDBHoover]

That's like wiping before you poop.... Just doesn't make sense

 

[amboran]

A good saying for driving-I even like to use at work...........
"lead,follow, or get out of my way!"

 

[AmericanBob]

"that makes as much sense as **** on a boar"

 

[sgreen3]

- "Worth about as much as a screen door on a submarine"

-" You could F-up an anvil with a Q-tip"

-" You couldnt fix a sandwich, if you were a wingman at subway" (what we used to say to the green horns in the shop I used to work at)