Honest question:
I have heard "the word"...as a Hoosier it would appear I have no realistic choice otherwise. Now, please tell me...what on Earth does it take to get Christians to keep "the word" to themselves?
That is not an honest question. There is sincere hearing, and there is thinly veiled intolerance, yours seems closer to the latter. There is no need for Christians to keep the word to themselves when one has already made up one's mind not to hear. Christians aren't who they are out of the goodness of your heart, any more than you are who you are because of their lack of goodness. They have no need of your permission to follow their beliefs any more than you need theirs to follow yours. They should respect your free will as you should. Christ does not ask permission to complicate our lives, but he respects our choice to hear him or not. But when the time comes he will know who gave him an honest hearing, and who was simply looking for a way to silence him.