LEO bashing free for all

[Agent 007]

And what about seeing a LEO allow their spouse to drive their LEO vehicle to go get groceries or run errands?

Please tell me you're joking. You DO realize that there are female cops, don't you? Yes? Please?

 

[ATM]

Oh come on......surely someone has some new material they have been dying to use. I need a good laugh.......bring it on!!!!!

Not new but a classic. Just to lighten the mood.

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said--"Well yeah, if that's what they are--I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says--"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket.
Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass."
The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

 

[INRanger]

I read a post on here somewhere that really stuck with me. It said something along the lines of "The worst comment I could ever make would be: My son would be 16 today if only I had my gun." I've seen my share of tragedy and I am hard pressed to imagine a greater grief or burden of guilt than what that poor Deputy must be feeling. Horrible. The fact that people could read that and think of anything but the terrible result really shows what kind of sorry individuals they are.

 

[mikea46996]

When I was on day shift last month I went to Dunkin Donuts at 67/Camby for breakfast. And I didn't even get a power ring! A bagel and a muffin for cryin' out loud! I keep telling myself I need to eat one in uniform just to perpetuate the stereotype and to have some fatass make a comment about cops and donuts.

A bagel and a muffin???? WTF you call yourself a cop??? No self respecting cop would eat a muffin...

Reminds of the vegan cop on SWAT I know the movie was full of **** but that was funny.

 

[ATM]

Please tell me you're joking. You DO realize that there are female cops, don't you? Yes? Please?

And they should not let their spouses drive the squad car either.

 

[1032JBT]

Not new but a classic. Just to lighten the mood.

I can deal with that and even laugh at that, I mean if you can't make jokes about yourself or your profession then what good are you......I am waiting for the actual "bashing" to start.










Still waiting...........

 

[1032JBT]

I read a post on here somewhere that really stuck with me. It said something along the lines of "The worst comment I could ever make would be: My son would be 16 today if only I had my gun." I've seen my share of tragedy and I am hard pressed to imagine a greater grief or burden of guilt than what that poor Deputy must be feeling. Horrible. The fact that people could read that and think of anything but the terrible result really shows what kind of sorry individuals they are.

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[public servant]

No self respecting cop would eat a muffin...

Apparently you didn't get a look at her muffins.....

 

[mikea46996]

Ewwwwww no a post on here I saw the other day popped into my head..

Muffin Tops

 

[HandK]

Originally Posted by Agent 007
Please tell me you're joking. You DO realize that there are female cops, don't you? Yes? Please?

And they should not let their spouses drive the squad car either.

Now thats FUNNY

 

[joslar15]

Apparently you didn't get a look at her muffins.....

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

A bagel and a muffin???? WTF you call yourself a cop??? No self respecting cop would eat a muffin...

Reminds of the vegan cop on SWAT I know the movie was full of **** but that was funny.

"It's David." I do try to respect myself a little bit. If I ate all the donuts and bacon I wanted to I would weigh about 500 pounds! I'm already halfway there (6'6"/250)....

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

You know the difference between a State Trooper and a Cockroach????


A State Trooper has more antennae....

 

[public servant]

You know the difference between a State Trooper and a Cockroach????


A State Trooper has more antennae....

 

[public servant]

Speaking of cockroaches.....they must all be asleep.

 

[Chefcook]

Speaking of cockroaches.....they must all be asleep.

Naaa someone just turned on the lights....

 

[ATF Consumer]

They are supposed to be home, in the kitchen, making pie!

You are probably right, I'm sure every LEO always obeys every law...just like us good citizens.

Please tell me you're joking. You DO realize that there are female cops, don't you? Yes? Please?

 

[1032JBT]

Naaa someone just turned on the lights....

Or re-fitting their new tin foil hats.......

Or making a new batch of

 

[tv1217]

I think all the cop bashing should be reserved for IL.

 

[Chefcook]

Or re-fitting their new tin foil hats.......

Or making a new batch of

Wait I think I have one of those around here somewhere....