INGO: Joke of the day page

[Jerchap2]

 

[Ballstater98]

Want to hear a potassium joke?



K

 

[Bill of Rights]

Want to hear a potassium joke?



K

How about a sodium joke?

Na.

 

[AmmoManAaron]

How about a sodium joke?

Na.

I bet you would be In for an Indium joke though.

 

[Jerchap2]

You know that if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

 

[Bill of Rights]

You know that if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

LOL... I fell out over that one.

 

[jamil]

Well. Electronics nerds geeked out a while ago. I guess it's the chemist nerds turn.

 

[CraigAPS]

 

[G-Niner]

You know that if you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.

My sediments exactly.

 

[Bigtanker]

A rope walks into a bar and has a seat. The bartender comes over and asks him to leave because they don't serve ropes.

So the rope heads outside, ties himself to himself, and shreads the top of his head. He then walks back into the bar and sits down again. The bartender walks over and says "Ain't you that rope I just threw out of here a few minutes ago?"

The rope says "Nope. I am a frayed knot."

 

[MCgrease08]

A rope walks into a bar and has a seat. The bartender comes over and asks him to leave because they don't serve ropes.

So the rope heads outside, ties himself to himself, and shreads the top of his head. He then walks back into the bar and sits down again. The bartender walks over and says "Ain't you that rope I just threw out of here a few minutes ago?"

The rope says "Nope. I am a frayed knot."

 

[Bigtanker]

A guy heads over to a swanky night club to meet some friends. He forgot his neck tie and they wouldn't let him in. So he heads back to his car to see what he could find. The only thing that would work was a set of jumper cables.

He ties a perfect windsor knot and heads back in. The bouncer looks at his new "tie" and gives him the go ahead to head in. But he looks at him and says " Don't start anything!!!"

 

[jamil]

A guy heads over to a swanky night club to meet some friends. He forgot his neck tie and they wouldn't let him in. So he heads back to his car to see what he could find. The only thing that would work was a set of jumper cables.

He ties a perfect windsor knot and heads back in. The bouncer looks at his new "tie" and gives him the go ahead to head in. But he looks at him and says " Don't start anything!!!"

uh huh.

 

[Bigtanker]

For the record, the title of this page is JOKE OF THE DAY. Not FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY.

 

[jamil]

For the record, the title of this page is JOKE OF THE DAY. Not FUNNY JOKE OF THE DAY.

Well if we're going by the title, it also implies there'll only be one joke per day, funny or not.

 

[Jerchap2]

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer’s clinic. “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.”
Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know anything about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get an easy $1,000.


So he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic
This is what happened.
Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Aagh! This is gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and leaves in a haste. He’s angry now, and spends the next few days trying to figure out a way to recover his money. He returns to Dr. Geezer’s office once he thinks of a clever plan…
Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh no you don’t. That is Gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young, after having lost $1000 total, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see!”
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so… Here’s your $1000 back.”
Dr. Young: “But this is only $500…”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
Moral of story — Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an old “Geezer “

 

[Redtbird]

Hannah-Barbara ordered the demolition of all of the Barney characters
from the Flintstones sitting in the warehouse.

All that was left was a huge pile of rubble

 

[Jerchap2]

True story:

My sister has not been married long enough to know what foods her husband likes.

Today she told me that she asked her husband if he liked stroganoff.

He said, " What man doesn't?"

 

[Bigtanker]

Hannah-Barbara ordered the demolition of all of the Barney characters
from the Flintstones sitting in the warehouse.

All that was left was a huge pile of rubble

.

 

[Jerchap2]