INGO: Joke of the day page

[jamil]

Can we drop it?

The potential? Yes we can.

 

[Ericpwp]

 

[historian]

 

[Hornett]

Can we drop it?

There will definitely be a drop in potential as the wires get longer.

 

[jamil]

There will definitely be a drop in potential as the wires get longer.

Depends where you're measuring it.

We can force the potential to drop by shorting out the load resistance beyond the supply's ability to source current.

So what I'm saying, we need really short people. Like midget strippers. If that don't drop the potential. I don't know what will.

 

[rhino]

This is inducing waves of nausea.

 

[eldirector]

This is inducing waves of nausea.

Just go with the flow, man.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Electricity.

 

[Ericpwp]

and stuff

 

[eldirector]

Electricity.

Did you reach your..... capacity?

 

[Ericpwp]

We have a jumper!

 

[rhino]

Apparently I'm going to have to separate you charges. The field is getting complicated.

 

[Ericpwp]

Don't be so negative.

 

[Bigtanker]

Q: Do you know how an electrician tells if he's working with AC or DC power?

A: If it's AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it's DC, they just clamp together.

 

[Bigtanker]

A chemist, a biologist and an electrical engineer were on death row waiting to go in the electric chair.
The chemist was brought forward first. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner, strapping him in. "No," replied the chemist. The executioner flicked the switch and nothing happened. Under this particular State's law, if an execution attempt fails, the prisoner is to be released, so the chemist was released.

Then the biologist was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" "No, just get on with it." The executioner flicked the switch, and again nothing happened, so the biologist was released.
Then the electrical engineer was brought forward. "Do you have anything you want to say?" asked the executioner. "Yes," replied the engineer. "If you swap the red and the blue wires over, you might make this thing work."

 

[sharkey]

Don't be so negative.

Bet he's also positive as many times as he's negative.

 

[Hornett]

Don't be so negative.

Negative about watt?
(couldn't resist)

 

[rhino]

A dyne-centimeter says, "Erg!"

 

[jamil]

Well, hell. Now what. Anyone have any new jokes?

 

[Bill of Rights]

Well, hell. Now what. Anyone have any new jokes?

Really... if anyone has some, plug them in here. Or just wire them to me by PM.