An older gentleman who was nearing retirement was unexpectedly laid off from his job. As he sat on the edge of his bed that evening, he began to sob hysterically. His wife, wondering what was wrong, ran into the room and knelt down beside her husband. He explained to her how he had lost his job and that there was no way anyone would hire him at his age. He also explained that they didn't have enough money to yet retire and was concerned about their future.
Mother wife stood up and walked away. A few minutes later she came back into the bedroom and handed him a financial statement. When he saw the account total he began sobbing again, and asked his lovely wife how they had $1.2 million dollars. She said we've been married for almost 40 years, and every time in our marriage we have made love, I've always asked you for $20-50 the next day for something. The husband nodded and she she told him how she put all that money into this account for a rainy day. A huge smile immediately appeared, and as he hugged her like he'd never done before, he said baby if I had known that was what you were doing, I would have given you all my business.
Mother wife stood up and walked away. A few minutes later she came back into the bedroom and handed him a financial statement. When he saw the account total he began sobbing again, and asked his lovely wife how they had $1.2 million dollars. She said we've been married for almost 40 years, and every time in our marriage we have made love, I've always asked you for $20-50 the next day for something. The husband nodded and she she told him how she put all that money into this account for a rainy day. A huge smile immediately appeared, and as he hugged her like he'd never done before, he said baby if I had known that was what you were doing, I would have given you all my business.
