Should be, "I can't turn that down;" proofreading is important.
Yep. I should proofread more. Thanks.
Should be, "I can't turn that down;" proofreading is important.
Sorry, I should have said, "Proofreading almost as important as speling is for clarity of expression."
I swear only in Indiana....
You will NOT believe what just happened... I was at the gas station near my house... When I walked up I seen these two police officers looking at a woman who was smoking WHILE PUTTING GAS IN HER CAR , I saw her & was like... DUMB ***, with the police right there too ! So I went in & got my coffee & when I went to check out I hear somebody screaming. I look outside & that woman's arm was on fire ! She was waving her freaking arm around & just going crazy ! I ran outside & the police had her on the ground & was putting the fire out with an extinguisher. When I walked out the police put hand cuffs on her & was about to put her in the police car. So I was like what in the crap , so ME being the NOSEY PERSON I am I asked the police what they were arresting her for... because obviously her arm being on fire wasn't enough punishment & he looked me dead in my eye & said... 'waving a firearm'... LOL
I swear only in Indiana....
You will NOT believe what just happened... I was at the gas station near my house... When I walked up I seen these two police officers looking at a woman who was smoking WHILE PUTTING GAS IN HER CAR , I saw her & was like... DUMB ***, with the police right there too ! So I went in & got my coffee & when I went to check out I hear somebody screaming. I look outside & that woman's arm was on fire ! She was waving her freaking arm around & just going crazy ! I ran outside & the police had her on the ground & was putting the fire out with an extinguisher. When I walked out the police put hand cuffs on her & was about to put her in the police car. So I was like what in the crap , so ME being the NOSEY PERSON I am I asked the police what they were arresting her for... because obviously her arm being on fire wasn't enough punishment & he looked me dead in my eye & said... 'waving a firearm'... LOL
7/10 for buildup. 3/10 on punchline.
Kid: Daddy, what's the difference between a radical muslim, and a moderate muslim?"
Dad: "Well, a radical muslim is someone who doesn't believe the same things we do, so he wants to cut our heads off. On the other hand, a moderate muslim is someone who doesn't believe the same things we do, but wants a radical muslim to cut our heads off."
Also sad because true...Hah! Funny because true!