Funny here!True, unless it's a Japanese cow, which would be named Irene.
Funny here!True, unless it's a Japanese cow, which would be named Irene.
As long as it's good bacon, and a good woman
And THIS, ladies and gentlemen, is why we can't have anything nice.What did Mr. & Mrs. Hamburger, name their daughter .....
Patty .....
A gentleman staying at the Hilton leaves his room in the early evening and boards the elevator. He then says, "Ballroom please"
The lady in front of him scoots forward and apologizes, "I didn't know I was crowding you."
I got prank called by Slow1911s this morning.
I'm not going to share it here until I've paid it forward to a few guys.
Got about half a dozen guys with it yesterday and this morning. Still more to go!