INGO: Joke of the day page

[smidrow]

what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground BEEF lmao

 

[Bill of Rights]

what do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground BEEF lmao

and a cow/bull/steer whose left legs are shorter than its right legs is called.....








lean beef.

 

[IndyDave1776]

OK then, what do you call a cow who had an abortion?












Decaffeinated!

 

[Bill of Rights]

I've commented a few times (offline) about a person I was told came in to an area hospital a few years ago, with a multi-cell Maglite inserted in his posterior. I said that when they got it out, he was delighted.

Of course, there is also the story of the guy who had a vibrating device in a similar location, who reportedly was asked if he wanted it removed or just wanted the batteries changed.

One of the above stories is true. The other I cannot testify to, though I was present for a similar patient whose device had no batteries. Further information revealed might approach violations of both common decency and federal law, so I will stop there.

Blessings,
Bill

OK then, what do you call a cow who had an abortion?












Decaffeinated!

 

[stephen87]

Did you hear about the guy who had 5 plastic horses stuck in his butt?






They listed his condition as stable.

 

[jamil]

I think we're heading up the wrong road here.

 

[chef larry]

I think we're heading up the wrong road here.

Butt it's funny.

 

[robbman]

Anyone know why the state of Washington decided to legalize same sex marrage and marijuina at the same time?











The bible says that if two men sleep together they both shall be stoned!

 

[wagyu52]

That's how I potty trained my son. I asked him if he wanted dirty pee pants like his Grandpa or pee outside like your Daddy. I then showed him the joy that comes with responsible urination off the front porch while all the world basks in your glory. He chose wisely, and the days of diapers were over.

It's uncivilized for a man to pee in the house.

 

[Hornett]

and a cow/bull/steer whose left legs are shorter than its right legs is called.....

lean beef.

If it's a cow, call it Eileen.

 

[Ericpwp]

We need new jokes.

 

[rhino]

We need new jokes.

A priest, a rabbi, and an INGO regular walk into a bar . . .

 

[Rookie]

We need new jokes.

Rhino went a whole day without cutting himself.

 

[rhino]

Rhino went a whole day without cutting himself.

That's less funny for you guys than the opposite status.

 

[IndyDave1776]

What do you call a pachyderm with puncture marks?



















Rhino!

 

[Ericpwp]

A priest, a rabbi, and an INGO regular walk into a bar . . .

They order a round and the INGO regular says "I got this one..."







Wait....







Where's my wallet?"

 

[Bill of Rights]

If it's a cow, call it Eileen.

True, unless it's a Japanese cow, which would be named Irene.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Women are like Bacon
They taste really good
They smell Awesome
And they will slowly kill you

 

[Bigtanker]

Women are like Bacon
They taste really good
They smell Awesome
And they will slowly kill you

Yes but it's a wonderful journey.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Yes but it's a wonderful journey.

As long as it's good bacon, and a good woman