SUMBICH!
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Buford, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Buford was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was
a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Buford in the pool!
Buford was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Buford was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Buford and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Buford strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Buford then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Buford, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Buford.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. ‘Well Buford, then how’s half a million bucks?'
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Buford.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. Well then, how about a new Porsche a Rolex and some stock options for you?'
Again Buford said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Buford, then
what do you want?'
Buford said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
TK
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Buford, the only Redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Buford was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot man-eating gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was
a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Buford in the pool!
Buford was fighting the gator and kicking its ass! Buford was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Buford and the gator were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Buford strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Buford then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Buford, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said Buford.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. ‘Well Buford, then how’s half a million bucks?'
No thanks, I don't want it,' answered Buford.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. Well then, how about a new Porsche a Rolex and some stock options for you?'
Again Buford said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Buford, then
what do you want?'
Buford said, 'I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the pool!'
TK
