I apparently have another LEO related skill...

[MrsGungho]

You weren't the only one who didn't connect the dots. But in our defense, he didn't make it clear that the performing woman and the one for the call were one and the same.

I wasn't clear the woman was one in the same either.

 

[shooter521]

Guys (and gals):

For the record, c***-block needs to be edited. The word "cock" isn't in the filter, because it has a non-profane definition that may routinely come up on a gun-related board. Please use some common sense here.

Thanks.

 

[Armed Eastsider]

Now all you have to learn how to do is tailgate innocent motorists until they nervously turn down a street they never intended to turn at just to avoid getting a ticket for whatever reason the cop decides to make up.

Then you will be the best cop in Indy

 

[Denny347]

Now all you have to learn how to do is tailgate innocent motorists until they nervously turn down a street they never intended to turn at just to avoid getting a ticket for whatever reason the cop decides to make up.

Then you will be the best cop in Indy

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Now all you have to learn how to do is tailgate innocent motorists until they nervously turn down a street they never intended to turn at just to avoid getting a ticket for whatever reason the cop decides to make up.

Then you will be the best cop in Indy

I have already mastered that skill. I also have many others that I have perfected and will be working on perfecting. Gotta keep people guessing as to how I am going to violate their rights or cause them to commit a traffic infraction so that I can get my ticket for the month.

 

[HandK]

What makes you think she had anyone with her???

 

[VUPDblue]

What makes you think she had anyone with her???

Things that make you go hmmmmm....

 

[Tactical Dave]

This thread is

 

[LEaSH]

Sometimes I don't like to wear pants. It doesn't mean anything. I wasn't doing anything wrong!

Heck it's hot. Sometimes I forget I'm not wearing any pants.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Not wearing pants is an excellent defense to having people run up and stuff weed in your pants without you knowing this, which, according to the police reports I read, happens all the time!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Now all you have to learn how to do is tailgate innocent motorists until they nervously turn down a street they never intended to turn at just to avoid getting a ticket for whatever reason the cop decides to make up

Pffft, that's not a skill, that's just Tuesday night.

A skill is making your radar gun armor-piercing so you can clock Kirk passing semi-trucks through the semi.

The problem was that the judge was not impressed with that skill.

 

[Tactical Dave]

The problem was that the judge was not impressed with that skill.

Most would be if you told them off the clock haha. I know of one that chances are would at least smile when you told him in his court room haha.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

TD, I was off the clock. It's hard to bill yourself.

Maybe it was not armour-piercing radar but the LEO used his Jedi mind powers to bend the radar around the truck I was passing?

 

[indytechnerd]

I have already mastered that skill. I also have many others that I have perfected and will be working on perfecting. Gotta keep people guessing as to how I am going to violate their rights or cause them to commit a traffic infraction so that I can get my ticket for the month.

How about the 'pull up to a stop light, flip on the rollers, zoom thru the stop light, flip off the rollers, and go on about your day' trick? That one always impresses me.

 

[alwalker84]

cops did this to me once. in a parking lot. jerks.

Me too...Twice.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Me too...Twice

Geez, you guys, where's the romance?

 

[public servant]

Geez, you guys, where's the romance?

$20 doesn't buy romance.

 

[Tactical Dave]

$20 doesn't buy romance.

Thats what she said..........

 

[Scutter01]

$20 doesn't buy romance.

What...uh...what will it get me?

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

How about the 'pull up to a stop light, flip on the rollers, zoom thru the stop light, flip off the rollers, and go on about your day' trick? That one always impresses me.

The only time you will catch me disregarding a stop light is between the hours of 9:30pm-6am, when I am on-duty. That being said, the only time I disregard stop lights on-duty is when I'm going on a run that requires me to get there as quickly as possible without going lights/siren the entire way. If I'm not on a run I'm in no hurry.