I Am Sick: Please Stop Irritating Me

[rhino]

I have a fever and I am achey and weak, which has rendered me grouchier than usual.

HENCEFORTH, all INGO participants shall immediately cease and desist posting any and all messages that irritate, trouble, annoy, vex, anger, aggravate, bother, frustrate, or displease me in any manner, shape or form.

Further instructions to follow as the situation evolves.

 

[riverman67]

This isn't going to end well
HTFU by the way

 

[Expat]

Well that's no way to tempt me over again for hug night.

 

[rhino]

Don't make me end you two!

Comply with the directive and hush!

 

[hoosierdoc]

You're fine, just a rhinovirus.

 

[riverman67]

You already stated that you are achy and weak.
How are you going to end anybody? Sharpen some knives, you will feel better.
I have to go work now.

 

[riverman67]

You're fine, just a rhinovirus.

That's funny right there

 

[pudly]

You're fine, just a rhinovirus.

Rhino has his own virus?

Well, at least it isn't a RINOvirus or we would have to run against him in the next election.

 

[Birds Away]

Man, I was all set for some serious vexing this morning. *kicks rock*

 

[churchmouse]

I feel like hammered hell as well so just..............​bite me ok

 

[Birds Away]

Probably allergies. You're allergic to all that tupperware. Time to trade those toys in.

 

[rhino]

You're fine, just a rhinovirus.

What you did there? I saw it. And I pronounce it funny.

You already stated that you are achy and weak.
How are you going to end anybody? Sharpen some knives, you will feel better.
I have to go work now.

I'll have to make a list of endings to be completed at a later date!

I feel better knowing you are at work.

Rhino has his own virus?

Well, at least it isn't a RINOvirus or we would have to run against him in the next election.

ARGH!

Man, I was all set for some serious vexing this morning. *kicks rock*

There really was no other option that to invoke that Anit-vexation Protocol. When we reached Vexcon 1, it was out of my hands.

I feel like hammered hell as well so just..............​bite me ok

Sorry to hear that, sir! I hope you are better soon!

Probably allergies. You're allergic to all that tupperware. Time to trade those toys in.

I can't refute that because it migh just be true.

 

[D-Ric902]

Comply with the directive and hush!

i don't have a problem with authority......but I do get mad at stop signs.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I shall unleash hell . . . well, maybe just a stream of text messages.

 

[Dead Duck]

Wow -
You're really sensitive, and all this time I thought you were a guy.

Who knew?

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Well. Ain't we just the delicate little flower?

Don't worry. Kirk will be by soon with some of Aunt Kitka's chicken soup. And hugs and kisses.

 

[trailrider]

For your sensitive side.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[rhino]

i don't have a problem with authority......but I do get mad at stop signs.

Tilting at stop signs!

I shall unleash hell . . . well, maybe just a stream of text messages.

Hush, you!

Wow -
You're really sensitive, and all this time I thought you were a guy.

Who knew?

Didn't you know our culture has been feminizing males for a while now? Girl parts aren't just for girls anymore. On the bright side, the array of available soothing creams and ointments is impressive!

Well. Ain't we just the delicate little flower?

Don't worry. Kirk will be by soon with some of Aunt Kitka's chicken soup. And hugs and kisses.

Why, you!!! I oughtta . . .

(apparently I'm feeling a little better if I can muster a Why, you!!! I oughtta)

For your sensitive side.

Target practice!

Okay, if that's how you're going to play it . . .

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

One good thing this thread does is let's everybody know if they're on rhino's ignore list.