I Am Sick: Please Stop Irritating Me

[rhino]

I'm not even sick anymore and I'm still irritated.

Again, a pattern evolves . . .

 

[Dead Duck]

Do you mostly get sick in the mornings?
Do you crave pickles and ice cream?
Are your feet retaining water?
Are your nipples sensitive?

 

[femurphy77]

Blah, blah, ****ing blah!

 

[rhino]

Do you mostly get sick in the mornings?
Do you crave pickles and ice cream?
Are your feet retaining water?
Are your nipples sensitive?

What happens when a rhino steps on a duck?

 

[Dead Duck]

Quacked Duck!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Nuts. Everyone likes naughty nurses

No! Not everyone!

She was naughty, but frickin' nuts.

 

[hoosierdoc]

No! Not everyone!

She was naughty, but frickin' nuts.

Yeah, that's the rub. First it's all "turn your head and cough", then it's "does this ball gag make my nose look fat?"

 

[Birds Away]

Yeah, that's the rub. First it's all "turn your head and cough", then it's "does this ball gag make my nose look fat?"

Worse yet, you regain consciousness wearing the ball gag.

 

[HoughMade]

I'm not even sick anymore and I'm still irritated.

Again, a pattern evolves . . .

Now that you're well, time for a challenge to strengthen your tolerance.

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...ssion/366695-preservation-union-any-cost.html

 

[rhino]

Quacked Duck!

D'OH!

No! Not everyone!

She was naughty, but frickin' nuts.

This requires clarification. Are you talkin' standard femal frickin' nuts, or some level of frickin' nuts that goes above and beyond what is encoded in the XX chromosome pair?

Yeah, that's the rub. First it's all "turn your head and cough", then it's "does this ball gag make my nose look fat?"

You know how to answer that question, right?

Worse yet, you regain consciousness wearing the ball gag.

Or taped to a wall, upside down, naked, missing a kidney.

Now that you're well, time for a challenge to strengthen your tolerance.

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...ssion/366695-preservation-union-any-cost.html

This is a trick, isn't it. You think I can't resist clicking that link, don't you. Oh, I see through you, sir. I SEE THROUGH YOU.

 

[451_Detonics]

Quacked Duck!

 

[downlinx]

grumpier than you already are, come on, i think that is almost impossible rhino

 

[Dead Duck]

I've done this as a boy and it's dangerous.
Ducklings kept diving on my peter. They probably thought it was a worm.





*Edit* - A real huge, fat, monster worm.

*Edit2* - Maybe more like an eel.

*Edit3* - A giant mutant eel with an big attitude.

 

[rhino]

grumpier than you already are, come on, i think that is almost impossible rhino

Okay, you got me there.

 

[riverman67]

You're grumpy because you're married

Get used to it already

 

[rhino]

You're grumpy because you're married

Get used to it already

Okay, there may be some truth in that.

I have traded freedom for . . . other things.

 

[Birds Away]

Perhaps we should continue irritating you until you are sick again?

 

[OneBadV8]

 

[Birds Away]

Okay, there may be some truth in that.

I have traded freedom for . . . other things.

Eating with utensils?

 

[rhino]

Perhaps we should continue irritating you until you are sick again?

See, that's something I would do. To someone else. So don't do it to me.

Indeed.