I Am Sick: Please Stop Irritating Me

[Bigtanker]

I can only imagine the size of the rectal thermometer they have to use on a rhino. Thing must be the size of a baseball bat.

I'd be grumpy too!

 

[rhino]

One good thing this thread does is let's everybody know if they're on rhino's ignore list.

<cricket chirping>

I can only imagine the size of the rectal thermometer they have to use on a rhino. Thing must be the size of a baseball bat.

I'd be grumpy too!

Oh, no you di'int!

 

[Birds Away]

I'll just drop some cheese off. Seems like you are well stocked otherwise.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Let the record reflect that you are STILL not responding to my text message barrage.

I shall continue.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Note the Defendant's reply, your honor:

"I love you too, you magnificient limey b*****d"

I note that I am not a limey, although I did have a lime with my chicken Pad Thai last night, but how did you know that? Hmmmm.

 

[rhino]

Let the record reflect that you are STILL not responding to my text message barrage.

I shall continue.

Apparently "Kirk Freeman" is British English for "demon."

Get thee behind me, sir.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

Apparently "Kirk Freeman" is British English for "demon."

It is only this at the Office of the Marion County Prosecuting Attorney.

 

[rhino]

It is only this at the Office of the Marion County Prosecuting Attorney.

I feel the urge to say "prosecutorial malfeasance" over and over.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I shall now go waste perfectly good balut for no other reason than to bother rhino.

 

[rhino]

I shall now go waste perfectly good balut for no other reason than to bother rhino.

UGH! Keep that away from me, you fiend!

 

[Kirk Freeman]

I feel the urge to say "prosecutorial malfeasance" over and over.

Pfffft, that is how I say "good morning" in Court 20.

 

[rhino]

Pfffft, that is how I say "good morning" in Court 20.

Yes, but you are special. Like a snowflake.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I have a fever and I am achey and weak, which has rendered me grouchier than usual.

HENCEFORTH, all INGO participants shall immediately cease and desist posting any and all messages that irritate, trouble, annoy, vex, anger, aggravate, bother, frustrate, or displease me in any manner, shape or form.

Further instructions to follow as the situation evolves.

View attachment 33578And stop breathing on us!!

 

[rhino]

View attachment 33578And stop breathing on us!!

I'm totally sending you a jar filled with my exhaled air.

 

[Kirk Freeman]

And now a man speaking with no noticeable accent eats balut: EATING A DEAD DUCKLING (BALUT EGG) - YouTube

 

[riverman67]

You must be feeling better!
Have you found any knives that you just can't get sharp.....enough.
I'll take them

 

[Cameramonkey]

I can only imagine the size of the rectal thermometer they have to use on a rhino. Thing must be the size of a baseball bat.

I'd be grumpy too!

You know what the difference is between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?




















The taste.

 

[Dead Duck]

And now a man speaking with no noticeable accent eats balut: EATING A DEAD DUCKLING (BALUT EGG) - YouTube

 

[CathyInBlue]

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

You know what the difference is between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?




















The taste.

Wait a minute, you mean they make a thermometer that you stick in your MOUTH? No Sh%t!