I Am Sick: Please Stop Irritating Me

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Wait a minute, you mean they make a thermometer that you stick in your MOUTH? No Sh%t!

That's the whole point.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I'm totally sending you a jar filled with my exhaled air.

No problem, I'll just stick a wick in it and wrap it up as a candle for my mother in law!!

 

[rhino]

And now a man speaking with no noticeable accent eats balut: EATING A DEAD DUCKLING (BALUT EGG) - YouTube

I am ignoring you!

You must be feeling better!
Have you found any knives that you just can't get sharp.....enough.
I'll take them

I am, and now I realize why I never liked you. Or your son, Mike.

You know what the difference is between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
The taste.

Oof!

Balut are your babies!

Please don't poke the pachyderm!

No problem, I'll just stick a wick in it and wrap it up as a candle for my mother in law!!

Well played, sir!

 

[actaeon277]

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Well played, sir!

Great, since we're on the same page, can ya fart in a mason jar, I need a present for my boss too!

 

[hoosierdoc]

I saw a patient today who reminded me of this thread. 6yo with the flu. He didn't whine and minimalized his symptoms. It was refreshing

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Best Black Friday weekend shopping EVER!!

 

[rhino]

You need a bigger stick!

Great, since we're on the same page, can ya fart in a mason jar, I need a present for my boss too!

That costs extra.

I saw a patient today who reminded me of this thread. 6yo with the flu. He didn't whine and minimalized his symptoms. It was refreshing

I never liked you.

 

[Bigtanker]

Hows about some at 2:48 a.m.! !

 

[actaeon277]

 

[smokingman]

I understand Vexcon.It is for animal control.Vexcon | Animal & Pest Control, Inc.

I must not understand it to well though can you explain it a bit more?

Is Vexcon 1 Rhino code for troublesome primates,or does it imply an out of control Rhino?
I am leaning toward the later at this point.

Get well already.

 

[Expat]

I saw a patient today who reminded me of this thread. 6yo with the flu. He didn't whine and minimalized his symptoms. It was refreshing

So you are saying Rhino is being a big *****?

 

[rhino]

Hmmm.

I am starting to sense a pattern here.

 

[Expat]

Hmmm.

I am starting to sense a pattern here.

Your last name isn't Bonpensiero, is it?

 

[hoosierdoc]

I never liked you.

Let's hug it out. I'll wear my N-95 mask.

 

[Expat]

Let's hug it out. I'll wear my N-95 mask.

I hear he has a very nice little nurse outfit he can wear.

 

[hoosierdoc]

I hear he has a very nice little nurse outfit he can wear.

Nuts. Everyone likes naughty nurses

 

[actaeon277]

Nuts. Everyone likes naughty nurses

 

[iChokePeople]

 

[findingZzero]

You're fine, just a rhinovirus.

This will have to do instead of rep.