Maybe a six pack a year.
I tried a beer once, and remember thinking "How in the world could anyone actually LIKE this stuff?" It was never appealing to me at all. I don't drink. I don't even have a glass of wine with my wife at a fancy restaurant. And for the life of me, I don't understand why you would want to pay money to drink so much that you puke everywhere, black out, or can't remember what you did the night before. Just isn't my idea of a good time.
A medium rare Filet Minion and a glass of red wine. You do not drink it per-say but use the wine as an enhancement to the flavor of the steak...Heaven