i revel in being evil.being rude to the dumbs***s is a path to the darkside
i revel in being evil.being rude to the dumbs***s is a path to the darkside
So true!Sheep's don't like the sheepdog because they're not smart enough to understand that the sheepdog is there for their protection.
"What are you afraid of?"
1. Tyranny
2. Penises. Actually, naked men in general.
3. Running out of bourbon.
4. Fat women in minivans talking on their cellphones.
5. The general lack of reverence in my country for natural rights.
6. Busybodies in grocery stores.
"Why do you carry a gun?"
1. Because, as I go about my day there may come a moment when I need to shoot someone. If I don't have a gun, it will be very difficult to do so.
2. Because the World is just a little bit safer when I'm armed.
Rep'dsomeone rep him, I'm all out.
Lady: Well I just think that is wrong. What are you afraid of? What do you need protection from?
*whispered tone* I need protection from the lettuce. *looks around, continue whispered tone* It can hear us.
Run, run, the lettuce can hear us! *run down the aisle*
*whispered tone* I need protection from the lettuce. *looks around, continue whispered tone* It can hear us.
Run, run, the lettuce can hear us! *run down the aisle*
Now that's just stupid, lettuce can't hear you. CORN can hear you 'cause its got "ears" (Been listening to too many jokes from my kids, sorry!).
"Why do you carry a gun?"
1. Because, as I go about my day there may come a moment when I need to shoot someone. If I don't have a gun, it will be very difficult to do so.
2. Because the World is just a little bit safer when I'm armed.