Gun Douches

[Bfish]

Makes me think of a news report that goes something like this "The alleged persons in custody took place in a gun fight outside the establishment at approximately 8:00pm. From a relative distance of ten feet 17 shots were fired, no one was injured."

 

[2tonic]

Well, we could all shoot like John Wayne, where you thrust the gun toward the target and blink as you pull the trigger......
or we could shoot like Gary Cooper, where your eyes are looking in a totally different direction than your pistol is pointed when you pull the trigger,
or we could shoot like countless other "movie cowboys" who send one from their blackpowder SAA, allow the recoil to rotate their forearm so the gun is pointed at the sky where they proceed to cock it and, finger on the trigger, ride it back down on target.
Does that fall under the category of douchebaggery or asshattery? Maybe both, as in assbaggery (one of my favorite expressions, as in "Ian, don't be an assbag").

Seriously, maybe they were real thugs. Then we should be happy they're practicing, so next time they exercise Darwin's Principles and clean out the shallow end of the gene pool they don't pop some innocent 4 year old off her gramma's porch swing. Since these brainiacs seldom know the caliber of their weapons and can't seem to hit the broad side of a barn from inside it, a little marksmanship training might go a long way in reducing the collateral damage. Out.





We may finally have found the thread that's going to give Andy's twig & berries a run for its money!

 

[Birds Away]

Gun douche = Ballistol?

 

[ViperJock]

Sometimes you just gotta dual wield. That doesn't make you a bad person.

Next time I level up, I'm putting all my new skill points into dual wielding. Hmmmm. Maybe I'll put one point into leather armor. I look awesome in leather.

 

[Ian46222]

Any place where I cant call someone a douche bag is not the place for me. All of you can kiss my ass. Have fun with you little circle jerk forum.

 

[Ian46222]

Suck it Roadie

 

[Tydeeh22]

Suck it Roadie

Aww. Poor baby. Do you need a kleenex?

 

[Scutter01]

Any place where I cant call someone a douche bag is not the place for me. All of you can kiss my ass. Have fun with you little circle jerk forum.

Oh no! Whatever will we do without you here to judge us and call us names???

 

[Ian46222]

Go back to sitting alone in your grandmas basement beating off to guns and ammo

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Any place where I cant call someone a douche bag is not the place for me. All of you can kiss my ass. Have fun with you little circle jerk forum.

Suck it Roadie

Dang! Just because you posted up a thread where nobody agreed with your premiss?

 

[Ian46222]

Scutter01, youre the biggest loser hear. Don't you ever get off this site. Im guessing you don't have a girlfriend.

 

[Tydeeh22]

Ibtl?

 

[cook5oh]

Any place where I cant call someone a douche bag is not the place for me. All of you can kiss my ass. Have fun with you little circle jerk forum.

"And another one gone, and another one gone, Another one bites the dust"

It's too bad really. He was just the type I wanted to meet up with at the range. Some brand new guy that points out all the so-called mistakes of others. We need like a million more of those guys on here.

 

[Scutter01]

Scutter01, youre the biggest loser hear. Don't you ever get off this site. Im guessing you don't have a girlfriend.

Me? You're the one he said he was leaving and then posted again. Just can't get enough of me, I guess. I AM pretty awesome, so I can understand.

 

[printcraft]

Scutter01, youre the biggest loser hear. Don't you ever get off this site. Im guessing you don't have a girlfriend.

Hear what?

 

[SmileDocHill]

INGO is fresh as a day in May, we don't need douches. bye.

 

[Scutter01]

Hear what?

I'm still working out why he told me to stay.

 

[SEIndSAM]

I want to hear about Scutters girlfriend???

This could get interesting???

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I'm still working out why he told me to stay.

You don't have a girlfriend, do you?

 

[cook5oh]

Thanks for the warm welcome everyone.

I'd like to point out that this person did thank you all for a warm welcome, not even 19 hours ago. It's only proper you give him a warm send-off.