Destroy-A-Wish (*forum game*)

[Kase]

Granted, you got sprayed by a skunk last night!!! PU

I wish I could shoot as well now as I did when I was in my 20's.

Granted, but your trigger finger was unfortunetly lost in a boating accident

I wish I didn't have to go shopping with the girlfriend tomorrow

 

[40calPUNISHER]

Granted, you got sprayed by a skunk last night!!! PU

I wish I could shoot as well now as I did when I was in my 20's.

Granted, but while shooting a Glock you had a KABOOM that blew both your hands off... now you will never shoot again.

I wish my wife would have bought the turbocharged model of her car.

 

[40calPUNISHER]

You may have beat me to the post but mines better!

 

[ATM]

I wish I didn't have to go shopping with the girlfriend tomorrow

Granted, 40calPUNISHER goes shopping with your girlfriend tomorrow and receives the new rifle she was going to buy for you.

I wish my wife would have bought the turbocharged model of her car.

Granted, but she only lets Kase drive it since she's angry with you for going out shopping with his girlfriend.



I wish people would properly refer to me as L. Conquistador.

 

[wtfd661]

Granted, 40calPUNISHER goes shopping with your girlfriend tomorrow and receives the new rifle she was going to buy for you.



Granted, but she only lets Kase drive it since she's angry with you for going out shopping with his girlfriend.



I wish people would properly refer to me as L. Conquistador.

Granted but now you are back in time with the Aztec's and it because of you their calender stops at 2012

I wish we had some more cool smiley's on INGO

 

[40calPUNISHER]

Granted but now you are back in time with the Aztec's and it because of you their calender stops at 2012

I wish we had some more cool smiley's on INGO

Granted, you get drunk and get a "cool" smiley tattoo on your butt and post pics on INGO.. you get banned.

I wish my boss would leave at 4:30 like he is suppose to.

 

[Kase]

Granted, you get drunk and get a "cool" smiley tattoo on your butt and post pics on INGO.. you get banned.

I wish my boss would leave at 4:30 like he is suppose to.

Granted, but on his way out he lets you know you're fired

I wish I had a brand new Barret .50 cal waiting for me when I got home

 

[sepe]

Granted, but on his way out he lets you know you're fired

I wish I had a brand new Barret .50 cal waiting for me when I got home

Granted but its for your G.I. Joes.

I wish I had a pet walrus.

 

[Kase]

Granted but its for your G.I. Joes.

I wish I had a pet walrus.

Granted, but he's sex deprived and you are lookin' mighty fine

I wish I wasn't a quadrapalegic with bad eyesight

 

[sepe]

Granted, but he's sex deprived and you are lookin' mighty fine

I wish I wasn't a quadrapalegic with bad eyesight

Granted but you're a quadruple amputee with syphilitic sores in your eyes and you're a deaf mute.

I wish I didn't have crabs in my beard.

 

[qwkdrwmgw]

I wish I didn't have crabs in my beard.

Granted but you received some other VD from Bubba


I wish I was fishing in the Bass Master Classic

 

[fire259]

Granted but you received some other VD from Bubba


I wish I was fishing in the Bass Master Classic

Granted but the only thing you catch is a cold

I wish I didn't have a cold

 

[sshelton]

granted! but you loose your left leg....

i wish i had a 500$

 

[oneshotonekill]

Granted! But ironically you owe $500 in Federal Taxes.

I wish I was Halle Berrys yoga mat.

 

[hookedonjeep]

Granted! But she has a WICKED yeast infection.

I wish I had a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon.

 

[Mr.Lubie]

Granted! But she has a WICKED yeast infection.

I wish I had a Jeep Wrangler Rubicon.

Granted but it was just squashed by a semi

I wish I was a kid again

 

[bstewrat3]

Granted, but it was found upside down on the Rubicon Trail.

I wish this thread would end.

 

[rhinoabe]

Granted, But i lied
I wish i didn't have to go to third shift tomorrow.

 

[drgnrobo]

Granted but you have to work during the Indy 1500

I wish all my credit cards were paid

 

[sepe]

Granted but you have to work during the Indy 1500

I wish all my credit cards were paid

Granted, your credit cards are paid but as soon as they are someone steals your identity and runs them up again.

I wish Bubba didn't get around as much as he does.