Coronavirus

[IndyBeerman]

Well what am I supposed to do with all this toilet paper then!?!?

Well stack your 10,000 rolls upright in a 15 foot wide, 10 foot tall, 30 foot deep stack and use it as a backstop retaining wall for practice.

Problem solved, money saved from having to go to the the range.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

I think it has chloroquine in it? It was discussed earlier.

From google...

However, you'd have to drink almost 20 liters of today's dilute tonic water daily to achieve the dailydose typically prescribed for malaria. ... However, for the unlucky few, even the small amount of quinine in tonic water can cause thrombocytopenia (doctors call this rare occurrence a "gin and tonic purpura").

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Well stack your 10,000 rolls upright in a 15 foot wide, 10 foot tall, 30 foot deep stack and use it as a backstop retaining wall for practice.

Problem solved, money saved from having to go to the the range.

Im betting we see a lot of houses get TP’d when this is all done.

 

[Trigger Time]

Whelp, this has finally hit home.

Amazon delayed a game I preordered a year ago.

Now I have to leave the house tomorrow morning and physically purchase it.

I can barely conceal the rage and fury I'm feeling right now.

Oh, and one co-worker's spouse has it apparently... but this... this is what impacts me the most. I took next week off for vacation to play this game.

You dont HAVE to leave your house. You WANT to leave your house. For a game. Risking a deadly virus. Let that sink in.

 

[ghitch75]

I think it has chloroquine in it? It was discussed earlier.

i guessed i missed that....thank you

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Whelp, this has finally hit home.

Amazon delayed a game I preordered a year ago.

Now I have to leave the house tomorrow morning and physically purchase it.

I can barely conceal the rage and fury I'm feeling right now.

Oh, and one co-worker's spouse has it apparently... but this... this is what impacts me the most. I took next week off for vacation to play this game.

Can you not download it through steam? Or PS store?

 

[Trigger Time]

This is not the political thread, so move your BS over there...

Hey the other guy started it in all fairness. Dont start no **** wont be no ****.

 

[shootersix]

And now the run on tonic water, geez it's going to be a long summer.

great...no gin and tonics!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

We live in a damn clown world.

She actually censored the word "Chinese" in his tweet.

https://twitter.com/SenWarren/status/1240623054578991104

Maybe she should stop tweeting and acutally watch the ****ing press conferences. What she's saying to do is EXACTLY what he's saying we're going to do.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Wikipedia has retconned the 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic to the “1918 Influenza Pandemic” to preserve the present narrative.

 

[IndyBeerman]

Im betting we see a lot of houses get TP’d when this is all done.

Back in the day....(CM era flashback..... pre Graduating HS in 1980, I worked at the local IGA and got discounts. We routinely bought cases of Charmin for TPing homes of idiot friends who deserved it. I had a cannon for a arm, and could chuck rolls to unreal heights. Not uncommon for me to launch rolls into 90+ foot trees.

The winter wonderland look was real and hilarious looking. We nailed a home of a girl who stepped out on on our buddy, then she broke up with him on the day before his birthday. That was a 3 case 20+ guy TP attack. I had a guy feeding me rolls and was launching them as fast as I could. Still amazed to this day that we never woke anyone up because of all the laughter.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

Back in the day....(CM era flashback..... pre Graduating HS in 1980, I worked at the local IGA and got discounts. We routinely bought cases of Charmin for TPing homes of idiot friends who deserved it. I had a cannon for a arm, and could chuck rolls to unreal heights. Not uncommon for me to launch rolls into 90+ foot trees.

The winter wonderland look was real and hilarious looking. We nailed a home of a girl who stepped out on on our buddy, then she broke up with him on the day before his birthday. That was a 3 case 20+ guy TP attack. I had a guy feeding me rolls and was launching them as fast as I could. Still amazed to this day that we never woke anyone up because of all the laughter.

I remember when I was a kid you’d always see a house that got rolled. I haven’t seen one in years. Kids don’t know good harmless pranks anymore. And I haven’t heard anyone talk about IGA for a long time, reminds me of my childhood when dad would take the glass bottles in the store and put them on the conveyer in the back. Damn I miss bein a kid

 

[T.Lex]

Damn I miss bein a kid

Heck, I miss 3 months ago.

 

[Alpo]

Wait 'til you hit 70. You'll miss a good pee.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Wikipedia has retconned the 1918 Spanish Flu pandemic to the “1918 Influenza Pandemic” to preserve the present narrative.

Ha! Called it!

 

[Trigger Time]

I hate these libtards

 

[maxwelhse]

I remember when I was a kid you’d always see a house that got rolled. I haven’t seen one in years. Kids don’t know good harmless pranks anymore. And I haven’t heard anyone talk about IGA for a long time, reminds me of my childhood when dad would take the glass bottles in the store and put them on the conveyer in the back. Damn I miss bein a kid

Harmless my a**. You go climb through a wet pine tree cleaning that up when it rains 10 minutes after they do it.

Pine tar and needles and mosquitoes and on and on. Lotsa fun for about 3 hours.

The kicker was this was something to do with my sister and *I* was the one that had to clean it up.

 

[Trigger Time]

White house announced today with the FDA they are really hitting the malaria drug trials against chinavirus hard. I believe this will start to reduce the spread as doctors can start prescribing this to higher risk and symptomatic patients now with little to no risks. And its widely available. We will see a rapid decline if this works and we will see some quarantines end and cities and businesses start to open up by around the 15th of April or sooner I believe from this.
Also some Markets will quickly rebound, flights and other private transportation should quickly resume and we should see things rapidly get back to booming.
I believe the financial markets will recover quickly.

Will there be some temporary shortages on some things? Maybe, but where there is demand there are entrepreneurs. We live in the country that started the industrial revolution. If we want it, we can make it

 

[HoughMade]

Heck, I miss 3 months ago.

3 weeks.

 

[maxwelhse]

White house announced today with the FDA they are really hitting the malaria drug trials against chinavirus hard. I believe this will start to reduce the spread as doctors can start prescribing this to higher risk and symptomatic patients now with little to no risks. And its widely available. We will see a rapid decline if this works and we will see some quarantines end and cities and businesses start to open up by around the 15th of April or sooner I believe from this.
Also some Markets will quickly rebound, flights and other private transportation should quickly resume and we should see things rapidly get back to booming.
I believe the financial markets will recover quickly

If this works, it will cement a Trump victory in 2020 as well. No question.