Coach & Rhino's Big Adventures (PG-13 Version)

[Scutter01]

Not even a cell phone pic for us?

Just to clarify: NOT a cellphone pic of Coach and Rhino...

 

[rhino]

I lacked the ability to operate a mobile phone camera at the time.

 

[Fenway]

I lacked the ability to operate a mobile phone camera at the time.

 

[NateIU10]

So I came back to check the responses, and this was the banner on the page:

Work Harder. Play Harder. RHINO.

I laughed out loud

 

[Soundslikejosh]

Rhino:

You bastard.


TIA

 

[EatMeerkats]

This story is way too funny... I'm still highly amused and laughing about it several hours later. Did you guys bust out your "guns" and offer to teach them how to "call the shot"??

 

[GetA2J]

After the descriptive manner of Rhino's writing skills. Coupled with the emotion with which this essay was written I do not feel the need for photos.

They (the presence of photos) may even distract from the story in-an-of itself.

 

[flagtag]

Out of respect for Fenway and the members of the forum, I was only able to post a brief PG-13 summary of all that ensued.

Curiously, the Monroe County Jail has internet access.

 

[Coach]

HAHAHA, remind me to give you my phone # next time!

If we had it we would have called you. I called everyone I know in the Bloomington area, if I had their number.

It was that good and it did happen. I was there. The ugliest girl there was scrumptious. Simply scrumptious.

 

[Coach]

Just to clarify: NOT a cellphone pic of Coach and Rhino...

Rhino and I cannot get in the same cell phone picture.

 

[Scutter01]

That's it. I'm putting chocolate syrup in my trunk bag.

 

[Coach]

Any pictures would have been on the cover of the next Blue Press.

 

[obijohn]

i've been through a similar experience, though a bit more expensive (remember the birthday trip to the motherland, rhino?) and i must say that his behaviour in such situations is less than decorous. never ever put yourself into a situation where you must drag a screaming, kicking, heavily armed and highly agitated rhino to the truck and beat a hasty retreat.

 

[cougar_guy04]

DANGIT . . . I had to get the bright idea to move to Florida for some stupid career.

Is Crane hiring?

 

[Scutter01]

DANGIT . . . I had to get the bright idea to move to Florida for some stupid career.

Is Crane hiring?

I thought Florida was awash in bikini-clad vixens?

 

[Coach]

Some stupid Queer????????

Can we say queer on here in a humorus, tolerant way?

 

[TomN]

I thought Florida was awash in bikini-clad vixens?

I thought Florida was awash in Depends-wearing old people waiting in line for heaven?

 

[Cwood]

I thought Florida was awash in Depends-wearing old people waiting in line for heaven?

When you moving???

 

[cougar_guy04]

I thought Florida was awash in bikini-clad vixens?

Not this time of year, try spring break and 30 +/- miles north of my location then you'll be cookin' with gas.

Some stupid Queer????????

Can we say queer on here in a humorus, tolerant way?

Not here, my piece o' paper on the wall says Rose-Hulman and mechanical engineering . . . no mention of any interior decorating or fashion design or the like on there.

 

[TomN]

When you moving???

As soon as you can make room for me in your place! Just remember to throw your used Depends out though, I got tired of sitting on them the last time I was over!