Coach & Rhino's Big Adventures (PG-13 Version)

[rhino]

No one had mobile phone cameras in 1997!
And they don't let you bring cameras into such establishments. Or so I've heard.

And I will confirm that obijohn and I consumed zero alcohol that day or any other. That's how we roll!

When you think about it, given how I am already, alcohol would probably be a potentially disasterous addition to the mix!

 

[esrice]

Looks like we just missed the 6-year anniversary of this blessed event. Let's all give rhino some more rep.

 

[Birds Away]

I gave him +5. Absolutely EPIC!

 

[rhino]

Wow! I can't believe it's been six years since the carwash to end all carwashes!

It's been so long since I read the story that I found most of my typos right away.

I need some new adventures so I can tell new stories!

 

[Rookie]

Looks like we just missed the 6-year anniversary of this blessed event. Let's all give rhino some more rep.

Necro posting to get your fifty?

 

[lovemachine]

Necro posting to get your fifty?

Reported for picking on the "certified" regular guy.

 

[Rookie]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Finally, here’s the kicker: they only charged Coach $5 for the wash and they did a good job washing his truck. That, kind ladies and gentlemen, is what I call a bargain.

And it didn't occur to either one of you to drive through a mud puddle somewhere and go back?

 

[rhino]

And it didn't occur to either one of you to drive through a mud puddle somewhere and go back?

We did consider it. I remember that, but not why we decided against it!

 

[Oresti]

I may have seen Rhino passing out 5 dollar bills like a Shriner handing out suckers during a parade to a couple of young, working single moms in a gentlemen's club in Indy one time. This resulted in the ladies climbing up one side of him and down the other like they were scaling Mount Everest. I learned a lot that day I can assure you.

 

[rhino]

I may have seen Rhino passing out 5 dollar bills like a Shriner handing out suckers during a parade to a couple of young, working single moms in a gentlemen's club in Indy one time. This resulted in the ladies climbing up one side of him and down the other like they were scaling Mount Everest. I learned a lot that day I can assure you.

I do believe you were there the day I got slapped for not paying attention, weren't you?