Old Russian dyslexic lesbian biker with dirty fingers! . . Dirty fingers are a gimme!Wow! From the fingers of an old dirty biker.
Old Russian dyslexic lesbian biker with dirty fingers! . . Dirty fingers are a gimme!Wow! From the fingers of an old dirty biker.
I'm trying to get this tennis thing down, so I was only swinging the hammer to improve my overhand.
I count at least three places to park a beer. And a place for my cheeseburger!Damn, you could park a beer on that butt.......
Amen comrade , Amen!I am a lesbian, trapped in a mans body..... At least thats what I tell the women .....
Got to thinking. Which always leads to an interesting day. I woke up this morning, got dressed, and walked passes a full length mirror. I stopped. And took a good look at myself. Short hair cut, tattoos, engineer boots, plaid shirt, wallet with chain attached, keys on keychain attached to my belt loop, wanting to have sex with women who wear lipstick. At that point it hit me, I'm a ****ing LESBIAN!! All this time I thought I was a biker, but I'm really a lesbian trapped in a bikers body!! So i decided to embrace the new me! Which should be pretty easy seeing I really don't have to change much! So for now on, I would like to called BUTCH! . . . Wait a minute. . . I have a mustache and small penis!!! . . I'm a Russian Lesbian! PS, please respect my decision during my journey and transition!
I do not take being a Russain Dylexic Lesbain lightly! Please respect my transition period. . . God I hope I don't start having Russian Lesbian periods!! . Damn!Seriously?
I do not take being a Russain Dylexic Lesbain lightly! Please respect my transition period. . . God I hope I don't start having Russian Lesbian periods!! . Damn!
I do not take being a Russain Dylexic Lesbain lightly! Please respect my transition period. . . God I hope I don't start having Russian Lesbian periods!! . Damn!
That exercise regimen you're on is really toning you up!
Definitely. Thunderous buns! Just THUNDEROUS!
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wouldnt waste my time parking a beer, maybe pour it on and lick it off with my lesbian tounge.
View attachment 39205Hitting the gym this morning! . . . Feeling pretty!
View attachment 39210Now now, there's a superhero in all of us!!Show off!
That's the spirit! Snap is jogging too!!