"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[pudly]

Not terribly interesting, but an excellent headline.

DeLorean driver clocked by police at 88mph insists 'I wasn't trying to time travel'

 

[ArcadiaGP]

What the ****.

The woman told police that she had set up encounters with at least three men to sexually assault her daughter

Mom had men sexually assault slain daughter because she liked to watch | New York Post

 

[historian]

What the ****.

The woman told police that she had set up encounters with at least three men to sexually assault her daughter

Mom had men sexually assault slain daughter because she liked to watch | New York Post

every man did that which was right in his own eyes.

 

[HoughMade]

every man did that which was right in his own eyes.

sexist

 

[sharkey]

sexist

How can you tell without pics?

 

[eldirector]

How can you tell without pics?

How can you tell without a DNA sequence?

 

[pudly]

How can you tell without a DNA sequence?

DNA has been declared no longer relevant. Hater...

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Because it's stupid and doesn't need it's own thread... here's the BB Gun Tyree King pulled from his waistband and got himself shot by police over

I'm sure you're hearing all about this today, and how awful police are because of it.

 

[BogWalker]

Looks pretty realistic to me.

 

[2A_Tom]

But it is just a toy, a trained officer should have known!

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Probably no suitable thread, and I don't want to make a new one for it...

One of my users today let me know he had a home invasion this morning. Gun to his wife's head, stuff stolen.

Just a reminder to stay safe.... damn. No idea of his home security situation.

 

[BogWalker]

Because it's stupid and doesn't need it's own thread... here's the BB Gun Tyree King pulled from his waistband and got himself shot by police over

I'm sure you're hearing all about this today, and how awful police are because of it.

Read some Facebook comments on it. One man said that " If I were a cop, pulling my gun on someone would be the last thing I'd be thinking about I'm wearing a BPV I can take a couple shots to the chest and be fine it's these 40 year old white men who are the biggest ***** In the world"

Yeah, you do that big man.

 

[2A_Tom]

Must be wearing level IIIA.

 

[Ericpwp]

Language warning
https://youtu.be/aag1b7Dkeug

 

[sharkey]

MSNBC's Chris Hayes Thankful Terrorists Used Bombs, Not Guns

 

[jamil]

MSNBC's Chris Hayes Thankful Terrorists Used Bombs, Not Guns

Some of these guys I just want to know if they actually know the truth and try to make other people useful idiots or if he's just a useful idiot himself.

 

[actaeon277]

MSNBC's Chris Hayes Thankful Terrorists Used Bombs, Not Guns

How do these people actually remember to breath and eat?

 

[sharkey]

Some of these guys I just want to know if they actually know the truth and try to make other people useful idiots or if he's just a useful idiot himself.

Honestly? I suspect trying to understand them leads to madness. Sort of Lovecraftian, in a "reading the Necronimicon" sense.

 

[morrismm]

Sounds like his family is OK, though. Sometimes that is all you can ask for.

Probably no suitable thread, and I don't want to make a new one for it...

One of my users today let me know he had a home invasion this morning. Gun to his wife's head, stuff stolen.

Just a reminder to stay safe.... damn. No idea of his home security situation.

 

[2A_Tom]

How do these people actually remember to breath and eat?

Earwigs.