"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread.

[jamil]

I keep telling people its only a matter of time before you can't fart in CA without getting some sort of gov't oversight and fines.

Cap and trade. You have to pay for the carbon footprint that comes out of your ass.

 

[RevoWood123]

Cap and trade. You have to pay for the carbon footprint that comes out of your ass.

That's a big footprint. I'm going to have to change my diet and start taking Beano then.

 

[jamil]

That's a big footprint. I'm going to have to change my diet and start taking Beano then.

Well, be thankful you're in the free State of Indiana, where you don't usually need to be concerned about what comes out of your ass. I know I'm not.

 

[RevoWood123]

Well, be thankful you're in the free State of Indiana, where you don't usually need to be concerned about what comes out of your ass. I know I'm not.

By that comment, one could interpret that freedom stinks. "Ugh, what's the smell?" "That's the smell of freedom."

 

[jamil]

By that comment, one could interpret that freedom stinks. "Ugh, what's the smell?" "That's the smell of freedom."

LOL. Okay, next time I rip one in public I'm going to take a deep breath and exhale, "AH, the smell of freedom!".

You're free to facepalm.

 

[RevoWood123]

LOL. Okay, next time I rip one in public I'm going to take a deep breath and exhale, "AH, the smell of freedom!".

You're free to facepalm.

No way man, I love freedom, the good and the stinky.

 

[2A_Tom]

Is that what that odor is at the CP gun show?

 

[Ericpwp]

I know I've smelt freedom there. It didn't smell like my freedom, but freedom nonetheless.

 

[sharkey]

I know I've smelt freedom there. It didn't smell like my freedom, but freedom nonetheless.

[video=youtube_share;WqURlQkFJKU]http://youtu.be/WqURlQkFJKU[/video]

 

[MCgrease08]

Man charged after Juggalos host blood-drinking ritual, cutting off woman?s finger | WISH-TV

 

[Cameramonkey]

That's a big footprint. I'm going to have to change my diet and start taking Beano then.

Nope. Gonna have to insert a gas capture tube to keep you in compliance with the law. Just because we cant smell it, doesnt mean it doesnt exist. Look at Natural gas for example. We gotta add mercaptan to know it is there.

Is that what that odor is at the CP gun show?

No, that is freedom from deoderant. Slight difference.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Man charged after Juggalos host blood-drinking ritual, cutting off woman?s finger | WISH-TV

What? I cant even!

 

[sharkey]

Man charged after Juggalos host blood-drinking ritual, cutting off woman?s finger | WISH-TV

Only one finger? With a machete?

"Man who catch fly with chopsticks..."

 

[RevoWood123]

Is that what that odor is at the CP gun show?

Why, yes it was.

I know I've smelt freedom there. It didn't smell like my freedom, but freedom nonetheless.

Freedoms don't have to smell the same. Personal hygiene is exactly that, personal, some just choose to share within larger ranges.

Nope. Gonna have to insert a gas capture tube to keep you in compliance with the law. Just because we cant smell it, doesnt mean it doesnt exist. Look at Natural gas for example. We gotta add mercaptan to know it is there.

I was just trying to what I can to reduce my footprint, you know, for the earth and stuff.

 

[hopper68]

After 2 days of eating brats and kraut I have lots of air trapped inside of me wanting to be free. Who am I to deny freedom?

 

[TopDog]

After 2 days of eating brats and kraut I have lots of air trapped inside of me wanting to be free. Who am I to deny freedom?

Let freedom ring...

 

[jamil]

Let freedom ring...

No, this kind of freedom rips.

 

[2A_Tom]

After 2 days of eating brats and kraut I have lots of air trapped inside of me wanting to be free. Who am I to deny freedom?

Is there a gun show this weekend that you were preparing for?

 

[Jerchap2]

Obama: Americans Too ?Lazy? to Know Anything About the Rest of the World - Breitbart

 

[pudly]

North Korea bans sarcasm because Kim Jong-un fears people only agree with him "ironically" | The Independent