"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[sharkey]

I'm from the generation whose mom's worried that TV ping pong might be addictive.

Just a few years younger...

I got a modem for my C64 for Christmas, then my parents saw Wargames and took it back.

 

[ghuns]

Guy at work kept stealing food.
...
Anyway, someone got tired of it, made a sandwich with mayo, and left it out in the sun.
Then brought it in, marked with their name on it, and MY FOOD, DO NOT EAT written on it.

Sandwich disappeared.
And, the suspect called off sick a couple days.

No, it wasn't me.
But I did laugh maybe a little.

Coworker had similar situation at his previous job. Solved it with some powdered ex-lax pills on pizza.

In my misspent youth before I knew better, worked at a Marina. Brought a gallon of iced tea everyday when it was hot. It disappeared almost everyday , so I brewed it with a laxative one day. By noon we knew who the their was.

Don

I recall a lunch thief snatching some tacos that were absolutely drowned in Dave's Insanity Sauce. Only needed one bite to be identified.

 

[printcraft]

 

[eldirector]

Well, that certainly explains a lot. Platypuses (Platypi?), wallabies, all those Tasmanian this-n-thats (Wolves? Devils? Tigers?), etc... Its all a conspiracy! Can't be real.

Crikey!

 

[HoughMade]

There is officially a new high water mark in trolling: "Level Flat Earth Society".

So...we all understand that the entire thing is a semi-elaborate troll, right?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Holy ****.

****. This. Cop.

Ohio Cop Is Fired After Threatening To Jail Daughter’s Boyfriend On Bogus Charges

That headline doesn't do the story justice. He starts dragging his daughter out of the car and ordering her into his squad car... says clearly he'll "make something up" to jail the boy. The daughter screaming, no idea what's going on, is ****ing brutal.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Holy ****.

****. This. Cop.

Ohio Cop Is Fired After Threatening To Jail Daughter’s Boyfriend On Bogus Charges

That headline doesn't do the story justice. He starts dragging his daughter out of the car and ordering her into his squad car... says clearly he'll "make something up" to jail the boy. The daughter screaming, no idea what's going on, is ****ing brutal.

Yep. Richards like this give good cops a bad name. He clearly didnt deserve to wear that badge.

 

[JettaKnight]

...he is appealing his termination.

I hope that goes well for him. He shouldn't have been fired.



He should have been fired and arrested. Didn't you see him run that stop sign at the end?



Can they not turn off the camera? Why didn't she just say, "Am I being detained? Am I free to go?" That works, I've been told.

 

[ghuns]

Holy ****.

****. This. Cop.

Ohio Cop Is Fired After Threatening To Jail Daughter’s Boyfriend On Bogus Charges

Yep. Richards like this give good cops a bad name. He clearly didnt deserve to wear that badge.

I hope that goes well for him. He shouldn't have been fired.



He should have been fired and arrested...

While guys who have, or who have raised teenaged daughters be all like...

 

[ArcadiaGP]

So John McAfee is going on quite a rant right now.

Two days ago he tweeted this:

$5,000 reward for anyone who can provided the full name, address and phone number of this man. No questions asked. Your confidentiality is assured

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1010935849867972611

And yesterday, he doxxed whoever the dude is in the picture... name, number, address, everything. I assume this is the "enemy" that "poisoned" him.

That doxx tweet is no longer up. He's planning to meet with the guy, and says it's not going to end well for him.

The internet is a weird place.

 

[Kutnupe14]

So John McAfee is going on quite a rant right now.

Two days ago he tweeted this:



https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1010935849867972611

And yesterday, he doxxed whoever the dude is in the picture... name, number, address, everything. I assume this is the "enemy" that "poisoned" him.

That doxx tweet is no longer up. He's planning to meet with the guy, and says it's not going to end well for him.

The internet is a weird place.

McAfee is the type of guy who would honestly kill someone. I hope that guy isn't really meeting with him.

 

[HoughMade]

Moreso than the internet, McAfee's mind is a weird place.

 

[KMaC]

McAfee is the type of guy who would honestly kill someone. I hope that guy isn't really meeting with him.

Uh, yeah. he's done it before and got away with it.
U.S. antivirus legend John McAfee wanted for murder in Belize | Fox News

 

[Ericpwp]

Allegedly

 

[daddyusmaximus]

New York won’t let people carry a gun to protect themselves, or each other.

However, if someone attacks a teenager with a machete “you have a moral obligation to intervene.”

So, in typical leftists fashion, it is the fault of the unarmed business owners that a criminal killed someone there.






City Council members demand closure of Bronx bodega where workers failed to help teen killed in gang attack - NY Daily News




Perhaps if there was a box one could check on the carry license form that says you would only protect "oppressed" people like illegals, excuse me... "undocumented", the lgbt crowd, and brown people, they would be more likely to issue the license.

 

[actaeon277]

New York won’t let people carry a gun to protect themselves, or each other.

However, if someone attacks a teenager with a machete “you have a moral obligation to intervene.”

So, in typical leftists fashion, it is the fault of the unarmed business owners that a criminal killed someone there.






City Council members demand closure of Bronx bodega where workers failed to help teen killed in gang attack - NY Daily News




Perhaps if there was a box one could check on the carry license form that says you would only protect "oppressed" people like illegals, excuse me... "undocumented", the lgbt crowd, and brown people, they would be more likely to issue the license.

they just want it both ways.

 

[thej27]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/no-sav...buyers-with-down-payments-1530270002?mod=e2tw
This sounds familiar......

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Rage thread.

112-year-old Austin resident, our oldest living veteran, robbed of savings, identity

 

[actaeon277]

Rage thread.

112-year-old Austin resident, our oldest living veteran, robbed of savings, identity

Well, they don't really go after these identity thieves real hard.
Say it's not worth it.
But that just encourages people.

 

[KMaC]

https://www.wsj.com/articles/no-sav...buyers-with-down-payments-1530270002?mod=e2tw
This sounds familiar......

Using Other People's Money for a down payment used to be illegal. If you didn't disclose that it wasn't your money it was loan fraud, federal crime.
If you disclose it then you don't qualify for the loan because you have demonstrated the inability to manage money and will eventually face an abnormal expense (repair, tax/insurance increase) that you can't pay for.
Millennials are setting up the real estate market for another collapse.