"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[ArcadiaGP]

Man who tried to drown himself in pool is suing the people who pulled him out

 

[actaeon277]

Man who tried to drown himself in pool is suing the people who pulled him out

Well, it looks like he's suing, because they waited for him to drown first, then jumped in.

 

[JettaKnight]

Man who tried to drown himself in pool is suing the people who pulled him out

Three days in America and he's already learned how to be a dbag? Me thinks a lawyer is whispering in the wings.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

My cousin shared this photo on facebook. Look what they said. Needless to say I refused to on principal. Cute kid, but these people are nuts....

 

[JettaKnight]

My cousin shared this photo on facebook. Look what they said. Needless to say I refused to on principal. Cute kid, but these people are nuts....

Anyone that posts "Share if you're XXXXX" should be kicked in the nuts.


Also, is she Ethiopian? The eyes make me think so. And what's up with the makeup?

 

[printcraft]

Anyone that posts "Share if you're XXXXX" should be kicked in the nuts.


Also, is she Ethiopian? The eyes make me think so. And what's up with the makeup?

Looks incredibly photoshopped.

 

[actaeon277]

If it says share... I don't.

I'll share something if I feel like it, not because I was told.

Also, you see the same things over and over.
The dark horse regiment is coming home. Show your support.
They've come home about 11 times.
And it's still going on.

 

[actaeon277]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/talking-show-15-old-says-070027020.html
‘We’re Talking About Me Here; This Is My Show,’ 15-Year-Old Says To Dr. Phil

Nicolette says that throughout her childhood, her mom raised her with “everything I’ve ever wanted.” She says this included giving her thousands of dollars a month – which she spends on designer purses and shoes — sending her to the best schools, and providing her with a personal trainer and a driver. Now, the 15-year-old says her mom wants to cut her monthly allowance, which used to be $5,000, to $1,000 – and she won’t stand for it.

 

[jamil]

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/talking-show-15-old-says-070027020.html
‘We’re Talking About Me Here; This Is My Show,’ 15-Year-Old Says To Dr. Phil

Nicolette says that throughout her childhood, her mom raised her with “everything I’ve ever wanted.” She says this included giving her thousands of dollars a month – which she spends on designer purses and shoes — sending her to the best schools, and providing her with a personal trainer and a driver. Now, the 15-year-old says her mom wants to cut her monthly allowance, which used to be $5,000, to $1,000 – and she won’t stand for it.

Raise a narcissistic entitled little brat and this is what you get.

 

[spencer rifle]

Raise a narcissistic entitled little brat and this is what you get.

Or this:
https://owlcation.com/social-sciences/children-who-murdered-parents-money

 

[Hkindiana]

Raise a narcissistic entitled little brat and this is what you get.

Dr Phil told her thst she needed to get a job. She turned on the tears and said "no, that's too much work" - welcome to the real world buttercup. Her ONLY hope is to capitalize on her youth and looks, and hook up with a good sugar daddy.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Apparently clothing (a girl wearing a pretty dress to her prom) is cultural appropriation.

https://www.dailywire.com/news/3012...m_content=062316-news&utm_campaign=benshapiro

So I should get mad when I see a person of color in a pair of blue jeans right? Not trying to be mean, just don't want my culture appropriated...


Hey let's ban Chinese food too. Oh and no more Mexican, Thai, or Greek...

We have to stick to our own cultures.




Might as well build a big wall.

 

[ghuns]

...Hey let's ban Chinese food too. Oh and no more Mexican...

If I were any whiter, I'd be Irish, but I'll give up my tacos only when you pry them from my cold dead hands.

 

[HoughMade]

Looks incredibly photoshopped.

This.

 

[HoughMade]

Dr Phil told her thst she needed to get a job. She turned on the tears and said "no, that's too much work" - welcome to the real world buttercup. Her ONLY hope is to capitalize on her youth and looks, and hook up with a good sugar daddy.

REba McEntire approves this message:

[video=youtube;zplc4Ienkws]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zplc4Ienkws[/video]

 

[Kutnupe14]

Anyone that posts "Share if you're XXXXX" should be kicked in the nuts.


Also, is she Ethiopian? The eyes make me think so. And what's up with the makeup?

Too chubby.

 

[ghuns]

Too chubby.

I feel really bad for laughing as hard as I did at that.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

Looks incredibly photoshopped.

And/or like a "real doll" or similar.

Too chubby.

I feel really bad for laughing as hard as I did at that.

I don't. Do you know what's the fastest land animal?
A Ethiopian Chicken...

 

[KMaC]

Raise a narcissistic entitled little brat and this is what you get.

And Dr. Phil couldn't thank them more. An unlikable teen that he can belittle and berate to the audiences' cheers is the bread and butter of his show's format.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Good lord.

Teacher dated 13 year old student for weeks before giving him oral sex in school, cops say

Dated? 27 year old teacher and a 6th grader dated?