"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[IndyDave1776]

Hey! Those are not tests; I sent in my seed, now it's going to grow. God's going to give me what I want!

My guess is that the only thing that is going to grow is Rod Parsley's bank account!

 

[JettaKnight]

My guess is that the only thing that is going to grow is Rod Parsley's bank account!

I was having a good morning till now...

 

[hopper68]

Woman marries tree.

Florida woman 'marries' 100-year-old tree, hoping to save it | Ap | mysuncoast.com

 

[JettaKnight]

Woman marries tree.

Florida woman 'marries' 100-year-old tree, hoping to save it | Ap | mysuncoast.com

Use a lot of lube on the wedding night.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Use a lot of lube on the wedding night.

Brings new meaning to the term "Laying the wood".

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Use a lot of lube on the wedding night.

But first, a lot of sandpaper.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

But first, a lot of sandpaper.

I'd recommend working up to, at least 1000 grit.

 

[sharkey]

I'd recommend working up to, at least 1000 grit.

Some Thompson's WaterSeal would not go amiss either.

 

[SchwansManDan]

Jesus drove an SUV? I always took him for a sedan kind of guy.

Jesus would have been driving an Excursion or maybe one of those extended vans. How else would he have hauled 12 of his buddies around & towed a fishing boat?

 

[sharkey]

Jesus would have been driving an Excursion or maybe one of those extended vans. How else would he have hauled 12 of his buddies around & towed a fishing boat?

Ummm, hello? He is JESUS. He fed thousands with a fish and a couple of loaves, how is it a stretch for Him to fit everyone into a Swatch car and still have the horses to pull a 3 masted?

 

[JettaKnight]

Please Do Not Attempt To Literally Give Control Of Your Vehicle?s Steering Wheel To Jesus

...and...


In Special Palm Sunday Service, T.D. Jakes Humbly Rides Into Sanctuary In Rolls-Royce

 

[HoughMade]

Please Do Not Attempt To Literally Give Control Of Your Vehicle?s Steering Wheel To Jesus

...and...

In Special Palm Sunday Service, T.D. Jakes Humbly Rides Into Sanctuary In Rolls-Royce

I attended an Easter drama put on at a local church (I use the term loosely) because I was given tickets (yes, they sell them). There was reserved parking for the pastor up front. Parked in that space was a very nice RR Silver Seraph (it was years ago).

It wasn't the Bee- it was real. Of course, it's a health, wealth prosperity "gospel" place...and it was apparently working out for at least one guy.

I feel dirty that I ever crossed the threshhold of that place.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

It's a sad state of society when we're giving attention to pitting kids against each other.

Parkland student Kasky bows out of debate with Kashuv | Fox News

Why won't their child fight my child?! I told you my kid was stronger.

 

[JettaKnight]

It's a sad state of society when we're giving attention to pitting kids against each other.

Parkland student Kasky bows out of debate with Kashuv | Fox News

Why won't their child fight my child?! I told you my kid was stronger.

Gotta start them young.

Also, I'm not clicking that link because I don't want to give attention to that crap.

 

[HoughMade]

For your enjoyment, an Indiana Court of Appeals case about which guests of the Dept. of Corrections can have an XBox and which may not:

http://www.in.gov/judiciary/opinions/pdf/03281802mpb.pdf

 

[BugI02]

I attended an Easter drama put on at a local church (I use the term loosely) because I was given tickets (yes, they sell them). There was reserved parking for the pastor up front. Parked in that space was a very nice RR Silver Seraph (it was years ago).

It wasn't the Bee- it was real. Of course, it's a health, wealth prosperity "gospel" place...and it was apparently working out for at least one guy.

I feel dirty that I ever crossed the threshhold of that place.

The "gospel" of prosperity, succinctly put, is basically "God wants us both to be rich, but he wants me to go first"

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Herr Hogg may not even been at the school during the massacre...

https://steadfastandloyal.com/unrea...t-to-not-being-at-school-during-the-shooting/

 

[rkwhyte2]

Sucks but he did the crime. Personally I think people like him should automatically have citizenship upon successful completion of their first contract.

This right here.

 

[OakRiver]

It's a sad state of society when we're giving attention to pitting kids against each other.

Parkland student Kasky bows out of debate with Kashuv | Fox News

Why won't their child fight my child?! I told you my kid was stronger.

What do you expect when the narrative is that any criticism of the arguments these kids put forward is an attack on these kids? The obvious solution is that you seek equal terms. That is what we have here.

 

[jamil]

Please Do Not Attempt To Literally Give Control Of Your Vehicle?s Steering Wheel To Jesus

...and...


In Special Palm Sunday Service, T.D. Jakes Humbly Rides Into Sanctuary In Rolls-Royce

Every group has their tide-pod eaters.