"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[Ericpwp]

They mentioned her getting stitches, but I had no idea.

 

[ghuns]

Dong or no dong, Carrie might have the best set of legs on Earth.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

congrats to xim on xeir successful transition.

S/he had me fooled.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

This sentence seems a bit light.

Texas couple who held a Nigerian nanny hostage for two years, forcing her to work 20-hour days, is sentenced to ... seven months in jail.

 

[JettaKnight]

This sentence seems a bit light.

Texas couple who held a Nigerian nanny hostage for two years, forcing her to work 20-hour days, is sentenced to ... seven months in jail.

At least no one can cry racism in this case.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Former Fort Carson commanding general loses star for calling staffer 'sweetheart' - KRDO

 

[eldirector]

Former Fort Carson commanding general loses star for calling staffer 'sweetheart' - KRDO

Guess he should have stuck with "maggot".

 

[Dr.Midnight]

Dong or no dong, Carrie might have the best set of legs on Earth.

Sure she's a Hollywood loon, but Gwyneth has a smokin' set of legs!

 

[ArcadiaGP]

so much cringe in a single image.

 

[BugI02]

Shouldn't one of its pronouns be 'traitor' ?

 

[Spear Dane]

Shouldn't one of its pronouns be 'traitor' ?

Disgusting traitor. Every time I see s/he her/it I cringe.

 

[JettaKnight]

Disgusting traitor. Every time I see s/he her/it I cringe.

THIS.

I should neg rep GPIA7R for making me see him again.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

THIS.

I should neg rep GPIA7R for making me see him again.

I made sure to include the avatar/background/etc, just to add to the cringe.

 

[JettaKnight]

I made sure to include the avatar/background/etc, just to add to the cringe.

Mission accomplished: Cringe Level 9000.

 

[HoughMade]

Former Fort Carson commanding general loses star for calling staffer 'sweetheart' - KRDO

It's a Full Metal Jacket clip so you all know about the language:

[video=youtube;l3MeA3oTSEE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3MeA3oTSEE[/video]

I posted this for the last 2 seconds.

 

[HoughMade]

This one involves a literal palm to the face.

Jet Airways fires pilots who fought on flight, left cockpit unattended | Fox News

 

[JettaKnight]

These were the pilots, right?

 

[sharkey]

Sure she's a Hollywood loon, but Gwyneth has a smokin' set of legs!

No coffee and rubber tubing?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Dropping this question here, because the entire concept of Coffee DRM is a facepalm.

Do the newer Kuerig machines still have the DRM that restricts what pods you can use? Or are there better alternatives out there for pod-based coffee? I've got a great coffee machine at home that I'm happy to use on the weekends, evenings... but I'd like to look into a quicker option for mornings.

 

[Spear Dane]

AFAIK they dropped that ages ago. All it accomplished was crippling sales of the 2.0