"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[spencer rifle]

The monkey on deer porn you always wanted to see...

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...keys-are-having-sexual-interactions-with-deer

Well, it is Japan, after all.

 

[hopper68]

[video=youtube;Z6LBN-f--Y4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6LBN-f--Y4[/video]

[video=youtube;fwtIx3iwKVs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwtIx3iwKVs[/video]

 

[JettaKnight]

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...-and-removes-it-after-citizens-put-up-a-fight


Ad wizards decide to put a big, blue, metal frame in a gorgeous park and .... SURPRISE! ... people hate it.

Normally I don't bash Millennials, but it may be warranted here.


The mayor's wife apparently was the driving force behind it, so I think they should put it in their front yard.

 

[hopper68]

Should have consulted Kirk before trying to make a youtube video.

Girl Who Shot and Killed Boyfriend in YouTube Prank Learns How Long She'll Spend in Jail | Tribunist

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Rosie O'Donnell may have just broken federal law. I doubt anything will come of it though.

Under 18 U.S. Code §201, offering $4 million in bribes to senators to influence a vote is punishable with up to $12m in fines and/or imprisonment for as much as 15 years.

https://twitter.com/Rosie/status/943321322200944641

so how about this
i promise to give
2 million dollars to senator susan collins
and 2 million to senator jeff flake

if they vote NO
NO I WILL NOT KILL AMERICANS
FOR THE SUOER RICH

DM me susan
DM me jeff

no ****
2 million
cash
each

 

[actaeon277]

Of course nothing will happen.

There are laws.
And there are laws.

Some animals are more equal.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Be mindful of your dangler at the downtown Y. Someone filming in the showers.

Video voyeur in shower room flees when confronted - WTHR

 

[amboy49]

I’m surprised O’Donnell thinks two million each would buy the senator’s vote. Their vote is worth a whole lot more than that to lobbyists for large companies. She should know our politicians can’t be bought THAT cheap !

 

[easy]

Some of them can be had for much less I bet.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Some of them can be had for much less I bet.

When he got caught, it turned out that this jackass was selling us out to the tune of incredible amounts of money for bribes of a couple thousand here and a couple of thousand there, or in other words, acting and charging like a crooked Chicago ward boss (yes, I noticed the redundancy in that) rather than someone selling really high dollar votes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Rostenkowski

 

[hopper68]

Stupid criminal files.
Escaped inmate with skull-face tattoo found in California | Fox News

 

[actaeon277]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

UK Now Consumes 50 Percent Less Beef Than in the 70s

In other news, the UK has 50% more ******* than in the 70s.

 

[jamil]

I think INGO should try an experiment. Everybody go vegan for a few days and see if INGO has more *******s than usual.

 

[spencer rifle]

UK Now Consumes 50 Percent Less Beef Than in the 70s

Possibly because of bovine spongiform encephalitis (mad cow disease)?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

House bill could allow students to pay loans with future social security money

This is hilarious... because there isn't going to be any future social security money.

 

[actaeon277]

House bill could allow students to pay loans with future social security money

This is hilarious... because there isn't going to be any future social security money.

Or, they'll then complain they don't have the money to live on.

 

[actaeon277]

Here's an idea. Don't take on crushing debt so that you can work at a supermarket.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

Here's an idea. Don't take on crushing debt so that you can work at a supermarket.

 

[Spear Dane]

UK Now Consumes 50 Percent Less Beef Than in the 70s

In other news, the UK has 50% more ******* than in the 70s.

If mad cow had broken out here like it did there I expect we would be eating 50% less too.