"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[jamil]

Throw you in the lake and if you drown you are a witch.

Yep

 

[eldirector]

I thought wood, ducks, and witches floated?

 

[2A_Tom]

I don't know.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

I thought wood, ducks, and witches floated?

Very small rocks?

 

[eldirector]

Very small rocks?

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

 

[MarkC]

I thought wood, ducks, and witches floated?

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

 

[nonobaddog]

I thought wood, ducks, and witches floated?

Some witches dissolve in water.

 

[ghuns]

Some witches dissolve in water.

But ALL wood ducks float.

 

[Brad69]

Ok,

I have reported some of you for crimes against science!

Heritc’s in league with the devil!

 

[nonobaddog]

But ALL wood ducks float.

Until they have too much steel shot in them.

 

[actaeon277]

Tom may not know about that movie.

 

[spencer rifle]

Tom may not know about that movie.

Guess he's a cultural anomaly.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Maybe he was turned into a newt?

 

[Cameramonkey]

School Security guard fired for telling student to stop calling him the N word.

Unruly student is being removed from campus by the administration. On his way out the student is throwing the N word around. Guard shows up to help and the kid calls him a N. Guard says to "Stop calling me a [n word]." and tried to explain to the child how it was inappropriate. He was fired for not self censoring and actually saying the word.

Luckily in the interim there has been enough backlash that the school board is now starting to realize context is actually a thing, and maybe they should consider that instead of having a blanket zero tolerance "say it and you are fired" rule.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/18/us/wisconsin-security-guard-fired-n-word.html

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Shooting downtown about an hour ago. 14-year old and 16-year old involved.

https://cbs4indy.com/2019/10/18/shooting-in-downtown-indy-leaves-one-injured/

A 16-year-old boy was apprehended by law enforcement at Illinois and Maryland in connection with the shooting. IMPD said when they found him, he had two firearms on him.

Witnesses told police there was some sort of confrontation between the teenagers and some older adults. For some reason, the altercation ended in gunfire.

“At this point in time, we have a 16-year-old with two weapons on him and a 14-year-old shot in the hand that are just running around downtown without any adult supervision what-so-ever.” Major Harold Turner said. “So the big question is ‘where are the parents,’ and that is exactly what I would like to know.”

 

[IndyBeerman]

But ALL wood ducks float.

Ahhh, I don't think so Tim (as Tim throws a priceless duck made of petrified wood into the water.

 

[actaeon277]

Shooting downtown about an hour ago. 14-year old and 16-year old involved.

https://cbs4indy.com/2019/10/18/shooting-in-downtown-indy-leaves-one-injured/

Major Harold Turner said. “So the big question is ‘where are the parents,’ and that is exactly what I would like to know.”
O'really?
That question has been asked for years.

 

[actaeon277]

School Security guard fired for telling student to stop calling him the N word.

Unruly student is being removed from campus by the administration. On his way out the student is throwing the N word around. Guard shows up to help and the kid calls him a N. Guard says to "Stop calling me a [n word]." and tried to explain to the child how it was inappropriate. He was fired for not self censoring and actually saying the word.

Luckily in the interim there has been enough backlash that the school board is now starting to realize context is actually a thing, and maybe they should consider that instead of having a blanket zero tolerance "say it and you are fired" rule.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/18/us/wisconsin-security-guard-fired-n-word.html

More people need to stand up to these school boards.

 

[KMaC]

Shooting downtown about an hour ago. 14-year old and 16-year old involved.

https://cbs4indy.com/2019/10/18/shooting-in-downtown-indy-leaves-one-injured/

There should be someone along shortly to tell us that downtotwn is safe at night. There is every time someone gets shot.
[video=youtube_share;zDAmPIq29ro]http://youtu.be/zDAmPIq29ro[/video]

 

[2A_Tom]

[h=1]NJ Gov Murphy Signs EO Prohibiting Insurance for Legal Gun Owners[/h]
https://conservativefiringline.com/...o-prohibiting-insurance-for-legal-gun-owners/

NJ Gov Murphy signed an Executive Order that prohibits any company from “encouraging the use of a firearm” by insuring legal gun owners. They falsely believe that it’s “murder insurance” and promotes gun violence.