"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[ArcadiaGP]

People crying about their problems, sound like a bunch of snowflakes.

Whiny people will whine!

 

[2A_Tom]

How mature.

You may be helpful over here.

[h=1]Frontier airlines?[/h]

 

[BugI02]

Whiny people will whine!

You're not the boss of me, sorry you find it so ... upsetting

Peace. Out.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

According to NBC news... "Hederosexuality is just not working"...


[h=1]https://www.breitbart.com/the-media...1vUTcXz-UbzKOPM5tRVZNQaTHpVqpVZb475X1_6V7NBmk[/h]

 

[Phase2]

And to think, this is what all the advances of Western Culture with it's amazing scientific, philosophical, artistic achievements has led to.

 

[MCgrease08]

Huge facepalm on this one:

A Florida teacher (of course Florida) decides that a school lock down drill would be a good time to tell students that he'd make the best school shooter and rack up a "1,000 person body count."

16 students were interviewed by police about Cook's remarks, where they say he told them if he was a school shooter he'd plant improvised explosive devices (IEDs), "fire a couple [of] rounds and wait for everyone to hide, then press a button and boom, everyone would die," according to The Ledger.

Another student told police that Cook told them he "would put a bomb in the corner and put nails in it for shrapnel."

https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-teacher-brag-school-shooter

 

[2A_Tom]

I think that warrants an investigation.

Idiots think he should be red flagged.

 

[Brad69]

Come somebody tell me again how teachers are all so terrific ?

 

[2A_Tom]

There are some good teachers.

 

[actaeon277]

Big deal.
He didn't say he was going to do it.

 

[Lilboog82]

Big deal.
He didn't say he was going to do it.

In this time/culture of mass shootings happening more and more frequently, it was pretty stupid; saying jokingly or not especially as a teacher in a school to kids! I thought teachers were smarter than that. That’s just something you keep to yourself in that situation.

 

[Cameramonkey]

According to NBC news... "Hederosexuality is just not working"...


https://www.breitbart.com/the-media...1vUTcXz-UbzKOPM5tRVZNQaTHpVqpVZb475X1_6V7NBmk

They are right if they are talking about overpopulation.

In this time/culture of mass shootings happening more and more frequently, it was pretty stupid; saying jokingly or not especially as a teacher in a school to kids! I thought teachers were smarter than that. That’s just something you keep to yourself in that situation.

Yep. Just like you dont say "Dayum! Did you see the body on that chick? If you werent around I'd hit that soooo hard." to your wife. You may think it, but damn, son, you'd be an absolute idiot to actually say it out loud.

 

[Dead Duck]

They are right if they are talking about overpopulation.



Yep. Just like you dont say "Dayum! Did you see the body on that chick? If you werent around I'd hit that soooo hard." to your wife. You may think it, but damn, son, you'd be an absolute idiot to actually say it out loud.

My wife tricked me with that one once.
Totally... I mean TOTALLY HOT chick sitting next to us at the beach. My wife makes the comment about how hot the chick was. Before even thinking about what was going on, I agreed with her with like "Oh ya. She's smoking hot." The second it left my mouth I knew I just stepped in it.
It was a long drive home.

 

[rhino]

My wife tricked me with that one once.
Totally... I mean TOTALLY HOT chick sitting next to us at the beach. My wife makes the comment about how hot the chick was. Before even thinking about what was going on, I agreed with her with like "Oh ya. She's smoking hot." The second it left my mouth I knew I just stepped in it.
It was a long drive home.

Cheese and crackers, man! That's one of the oldest traps in the books!

 

[actaeon277]

Where's that meme where the guy knows he can't turn around to look at the hot girl, cause his woman is looking at him

 

[eldirector]

My wife tricked me with that one once.
Totally... I mean TOTALLY HOT chick sitting next to us at the beach. My wife makes the comment about how hot the chick was. Before even thinking about what was going on, I agreed with her with like "Oh ya. She's smoking hot." The second it left my mouth I knew I just stepped in it.
It was a long drive home.

Early in my marriage, my wife smacked me for craning my neck to "check out" some hot chick while we were driving. Truth is, I didn't even see the "hot chick". I saw the restored Jeep Scrambler she was gassing up. Of course, she did not believe me, until I turned around and pulled into the station to show her.

Sorry for the text in a pic thread...

 

[Dead Duck]

****



'Oregon woman rescued from septic tank after being trapped in raw sewage for days, officials say'

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-woman-septic-tank-trapped-sewage

 

[DoggyDaddy]

****



'Oregon woman rescued from septic tank after being trapped in raw sewage for days, officials say'

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-woman-septic-tank-trapped-sewage

Eeewwww... Reminds me of an old grade school joke. "If you were up to your neck in ****, and somebody threw a bucket of snot at you, would you duck?"

 

[maxwelhse]

****



'Oregon woman rescued from septic tank after being trapped in raw sewage for days, officials say'

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oregon-woman-septic-tank-trapped-sewage

Somebody didn't follow the important life lessons laid out here...

[video=youtube;WrvQKBVwz6M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrvQKBVwz6M[/video]

 

[Dead Duck]

Eeewwww... Reminds me of an old grade school joke. "If you were up to your neck in ****, and somebody threw a bucket of snot at you, would you duck?"

Would I what.