"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[ghuns]

The only reason they didn’t get struck by all the flying lead was due to their white privilege.

I was thrilled to find out in the debate the other night that my white privilege is actually a lead stopping forcefield.

Gillibrand made the case that she could make the case for racial justice to "white women in the suburbs."


"I can explain to white women in the suburbs that when their son is walking down the street with a bag of M&Ms in his pocket, wearing a hoodie, his whiteness is what protects him from not being shot," said Gillibrand.

If I had known this previously, it would've saved me SOOOOOOOOOOO much $$$ that I wasted on guns, ammo, and training.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

WHAT IF...

We were listening to country music in the vehicle yesterday. “I’m still a guy” by Brad Paisley came on. I just had to laugh as I thought to myself what a tremendous ruckus would be kicked up by political crybabies were that song to be released today...


"These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle-box.

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy."


I died laughing, but was a little sad too. When we got to our son's place I told him what I was thinking. He agreed. (sadly) His words..."Yeah no one in their right mind would release that song today."

 

[Hkindiana]

WHAT IF...

We were listening to country music in the vehicle yesterday. “I’m still a guy” by Brad Paisley came on. I just had to laugh as I thought to myself what a tremendous ruckus would be kicked up by political crybabies were that song to be released today...


"These days there's dudes getting facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can't grip a tackle-box.

With all of these men lining up to get neutered
It's hip now to be feminized
I don't highlight my hair
I've still got a pair
Yeah honey, I'm still a guy."


I died laughing, but was a little sad too. When we got to our son's place I told him what I was thinking. He agreed. (sadly) His words..."Yeah no one in their right mind would release that song today."

How about the song "Short people got no reason to live"? There is NO WAY it would be released today

 

[JettaKnight]

How about the song "Short people got no reason to live"? There is NO WAY it would be released today

True, but because we woke up to the fact that Randy Newman sucks.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Arlington PD has just released the body camera of the moments an officer fatally shot a woman while aiming at a loose dog.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Arlington PD has just released the body camera of the moments an officer fatally shot a woman while aiming at a loose dog.

I'll be interested to hear the INGO LEOs chime in, but that looked like a bad shoot to me. Maybe he was firing 5 warning shots... T. Lex? What say you?

 

[2A_Tom]

It would depend on his INGO posting history.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Trump Derangement Syndrome in full swing...

https://www.dailywire.com/news/50224/harvard-law-prof-calls-trumps-impeachment-after-paul-bois

 

[Dead Duck]

*******!

'Navy football scraps 'Load the Clip' motto over insensitivity to those affected by gun violence'

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/navy-football-load-the-clip-motto-scrapped

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Apparently, the older generation isn't allowed to use modern methods of free speech.

[h=1]Baby Boomer Memes Are Ruining the Internet[/h]

https://medium.com/mel-magazine/baby-boomer-memes-are-ruining-the-internet-c6e3123467ca

 

[2A_Tom]

That reads like a Babylon Bee article!

 

[DoggyDaddy]

That reads like a Babylon Bee article!

Or someone that is jealous because lefty memes suck in general.

 

[flatlander]

Apparently, the older generation isn't allowed to use modern methods of free speech.

Baby Boomer Memes Are Ruining the Internet



https://medium.com/mel-magazine/baby-boomer-memes-are-ruining-the-internet-c6e3123467ca

Some of the conservative ones are actually funny!

Bob

 

[2A_Tom]

It was interesting wow many anti Trump and pro Hillary memes we boomers make according to the article.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Oh look, Uruguay is virtue signaling

Idiots.

Uruguay issues travel warning for the U.S. after mass shootings, citing "indiscriminate violence" and a rise in hate crimes

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Oh look, Uruguay is virtue signaling

Idiots.

Uruguay issues travel warning for the U.S. after mass shootings, citing "indiscriminate violence" and a rise in hate crimes

In other news, Google says there was a spike in searches for "Where in the heck is Uruguay?"

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Uruguay, more like 'Ur a gay'



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[daddyusmaximus]

The Democratic Socialist Convention is absolutely hilarious... and sad. I can't believe that there are this many people who are so scared of everyday life. This must be where suicides come from. The victim culture is strong here... yet they somehow think they're gonna to change the world.

[video=youtube;bHRxu3XrsHg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRxu3XrsHg[/video]

 

[actaeon277]

The Democratic Socialist Convention is absolutely hilarious... and sad. I can't believe that there are this many people who are so scared of everyday life. This must be where suicides come from. The victim culture is strong here... yet they somehow think they're gonna to change the world.

[video=youtube;bHRxu3XrsHg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHRxu3XrsHg[/video]

Yup.
Telling people to quiet down. It was already quiet.
No clapping. Only jazz hands.
And of course, no gender specific language.