"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[actaeon277]

Or how about you not ****ing do this.

Here... have some stress and cause a traffic hazard in exchange for this $0.89 coupon

Making you late for work and getting in trouble.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Can you say that a lobotomy was detrimental to the violently mentally ill?

What makes you think that lobotomies were limited to the violently mentally ill?

 

[2A_Tom]

Oh, you saw that movie.

 

[KMaC]

Or how about you not ****ing do this.

Here... have some stress and cause a traffic hazard in exchange for this $0.89 coupon

I recall the Colts cheerleaders giving away crap, err, I mean swag, at the curb outside of the Hoosier Dome at evening rush hour. Traffic backup caused gridlock for 10 blocks in all directions because frustrated commuters would pull into the intersection and block it after their light had changed to red. Colts apologized the next day and didn't have another crap fest for commuters.

 

[Nazgul]

What makes you think that lobotomies were limited to the violently mentally ill?

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy...…….

Don

 

[actaeon277]

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/07/30/west-mifflin-walmart-woman-urinates-potatoes/
Urinating on potatoes now.

 

[Rookie]

Or how about you not ****ing do this.

Here... have some stress and cause a traffic hazard in exchange for this $0.89 coupon

I would be PISSED!!!

 

[MCgrease08]

Thank goodness most criminals are really freaking dumb.

https://fox59.com/2019/07/30/bank-robbery-suspect-writes-demand-on-document-with-his-name-address/

Pro tip: If you're planning to rob a bank, don't write a note demanding money on the back of a document that has your name and address printed on it.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/07/30/west-mifflin-walmart-woman-urinates-potatoes/
Urinating on potatoes now.

Bring back corporal punishment.

I say 30 lashes... in public.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

10 year old boy charged with aggravated assault...
3 months after the fact...
for hitting another kid in the face...
with a ball...
while playing dodge ball at school.

AND... the parents of the other kid KNEW he had a condition that made it easy for him to get head injuries, but still let the kid play games like dodge ball.

https://tribunist.com/news/ten-year...R_9PW4lcG5Iy-PSqKizx9RG77jfNEMSlChU97-zcakUF8

 

[actaeon277]

That does seem silly

 

[ArcadiaGP]

'You're gonna kill me!': Dallas police body cam footage reveals the final minutes of Tony Timpa's life

Tony Timpa wailed and pleaded for help more than 30 times as Dallas police officers pinned his shoulders, knees and neck to the ground.

“You’re gonna kill me! You’re gonna kill me! You’re gonna kill me!”

After Timpa fell unconscious, the officers who had him in handcuffs assumed he was asleep and didn’t confirm that he was breathing or feel for a pulse.

As precious minutes passed, the officers laughed and joked about waking Timpa up for school and making him waffles for breakfast.

...

Timpa called 911 on Aug. 10, 2016, from the parking lot of a Dallas porn store, saying he was afraid and needed help. He told a dispatcher he suffered from schizophrenia and depression and was off his prescription medication. The News first reported Timpa’s death in a 2017 investigation that showed Dallas police refused to say how a man who had called 911 for help ended up dead.

...

Lot of examples of these officers claiming something that ended up being false when evidence started to come out.

 

[Dead Duck]

Those cops weren't being mean. They were going to make him waffles.

 

[2A_Tom]

I hate to see a story like this. There is a certain type that enter law enforcement that should be spotted early and weeded out.

 

[JettaKnight]

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/07/30/west-mifflin-walmart-woman-urinates-potatoes/
Urinating on potatoes now.

In PA?

That's the sort of criminal behavior you expect in Florida, or the sort of not-quite-normal behavior in Germany.

 

[Dr.Midnight]

I don't know if this has been posted elsewhere, but I do love a happy ending.

[video=youtube;NXsilll9uDY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXsilll9uDY[/video]

 

[Dead Duck]

I don't know if this has been posted elsewhere, but I do love a happy ending.

That's the most hands-on she's had in 20 years.

 

[Ziggidy]

That's the most hands-on she's had in 20 years.

Only 20?

 

[Dead Duck]

I was trying to be nice.

 

[rhino]

I don't know if this has been posted elsewhere, but I do love a happy ending.

[video=youtube;NXsilll9uDY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXsilll9uDY[/video]

I can't decide if my favorite part was the Tasering, or the second Tasering. Probably the second.