"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[rhino]

Kid probably didn’t even know what hit him the first time!


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. . . but he knew he liked it.

 

[ghuns]

. . . but he knew he liked it.

He'll be reliving that "trauma", I'm guessing all 11 seconds of it, for the rest of his life.

 

[rhino]

He'll be reliving that "trauma", I'm guessing all 11 seconds of it, for the rest of his life.

Yep.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

From the nobody cares files, Amy Shumer upset more white players don't kneel for the anthem and promises not to do any Super Bowl commercials.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/amy-schumer-wonders-why-more-192345340.html

What will it take to upset her so much that she just goes away?

She pledged not to do any Superbowl commercials? That's like me pledging not to become an astronaut.

Nobody will be asking...

 

[rhino]

She pledged not to do any Superbowl commercials? That's like me pledging not to become an astronaut.

Nobody will be asking...

Or my inevitable invitation to the US gymnastics Olympic trials.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Or my inevitable invitation to the US gymnastics Olympic trials.

Uneven bars, I assume?

 

[rhino]

Uneven bars, I assume?

I do the all-around as well, but I'm mostly a still rings specialist.

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

Tried them once. Tore them out of the ceiling. East German judge gave me a 2.2...

 

[rhino]

Tried them once. Tore them out of the ceiling. East German judge gave me a 2.2...

You forgot to bribe the East German judge before the competition? Rookie mistake!

 

[Nazgul]

I'm an Olympic gymnast. I got 1/1024 th of the way thru my uneven parallel bar routine before falling.....But I am a gymnast!!!

Don

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Tennessee doctor borrowed $300K from a patient, then diagnosed her with dementia

 

[ghuns]

Man using blowtorch to kill spiders inadvertently sets parents' home ablaze

I guess we need to stop suggesting, "kill it with fire" every time somebody posts a spider pic.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

And they wonder why Alex Jones has an audience.

 

[HoughMade]

Tennessee doctor borrowed $300K from a patient, then diagnosed her with dementia

If it was 200 patients instead of just one, I certainly would have caught this case.

 

[ghuns]

If it was 200 patients instead of just one, I certainly would have caught this case.

And you'd be all like...

 

[HoughMade]

And you'd be all like...

Every.

Single.

Day.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

The press has solved the question for us...

It was the MAGAbomber.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...iPKCOE-mrIh4hjior5aXS1oK56lpa0tGFdj1FTZOp5csc

 

[ArcadiaGP]

I've gone back and forth about posting this. I want to just... leave the video here... and let the guy who made it explain it without me having to type any of the words required to describe what's going on here.

It's disgusting. It's probably some form of child abuse. It's a parent making tens of thousands of dollars from YouTube on the views these videos get from people that are straight ****ed-up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M78rlxEMBxk

This was #1 on reddit yesterday.

Going to let you know right now: This is very uncomfortable to watch.

Also, in case you don't know what ASMR is:

Autonomous sensory meridian response (ASMR) is an experience characterized by a static-like or tingling sensation on the skin that typically begins on the scalp and moves down the back of the neck and upper spine. It has been compared with auditory-tactile synesthesia and may overlap with frisson.

 

[hopper68]

Did anyone observe Native American Heritage Day on Wednesday, 10/24? I know, 2 days late but my internet was down!

 

[HoughMade]

Did anyone observe Native American Heritage Day on Wednesday, 10/24? I know, 2 days late but my internet was down!

I don't know if this counts, but I got blindingly drunk and wrapped myself in a diseased blanket.