"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread (pt 2)

[actaeon277]

This guy would not last long in prison.

Shouldn't last long outside of prison.

 

[Nazgul]

So I have posted before that I work at a local high school dealing with students that get in trouble and need guidance. Yesterday, one of them was working on a science assignment. I walked to the white board and drew our solar system-Sun, all 8 planest and Pluto. ...

There was silence for a few minutes until one said "What is that?".......

I still can't fathom why they reach 9th-10th grade and can't recognize our Sun and the planets. It is not because it is not taught, I know the teachers and they are dedicated professionals. It is just surprising that anyone can move through school so clueless.

We do have some students that will never grasp anything remotely related to education, by their own choice. They can immediately name their favorite rapper or pop star.

Thankfully there are far more great kids.

Don

 

[Cameramonkey]

Just wait till you get to the 7th planet...

"Wait. My WHAT?!?!?!"

 

[ArcadiaGP]

Couple desperate for a baby told they've been having sex the wrong way for 4 years

Gotta use the fronthole.

 

[printcraft]

Meanwhile in Bloomington...




http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/22/bloomington-police-discover-over-200-penises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/

 

[HoughMade]

Couple desperate for a baby told they've been having sex the wrong way for 4 years

Gotta use the fronthole.

The guy's face when told the news:

He then sought treatment for carpal tunnel related to high-fives.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Meanwhile in Bloomington...




http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/22/bloomington-police-discover-over-200-penises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/

pretty sure thats not fox news. Note the domain. (foxnews-US.com *NOT* foxnews.com) I wouldnt go there.

 

[jamil]

So I have posted before that I work at a local high school dealing with students that get in trouble and need guidance. Yesterday, one of them was working on a science assignment. I walked to the white board and drew our solar system-Sun, all 8 planest and Pluto. ...

There was silence for a few minutes until one said "What is that?".......

I still can't fathom why they reach 9th-10th grade and can't recognize our Sun and the planets. It is not because it is not taught, I know the teachers and they are dedicated professionals. It is just surprising that anyone can move through school so clueless.

We do have some students that will never grasp anything remotely related to education, by their own choice. They can immediately name their favorite rapper or pop star.

Thankfully there are far more great kids.

Don

No child left behind. No matter what. Everyone passes.

 

[printcraft]

pretty sure thats not fox news. Note the domain. (foxnews-US.com *NOT* foxnews.com) I wouldnt go there.

Weird... it was on my news feed but it seems to be a hoax... oh well, keep your powder dry, you never know.

 

[printcraft]

The guy's face when told the news:

He then sought treatment for carpal tunnel related to high-fives.

That’s probably why he married her.

”Are you sure this is right?”

”100% babe.”

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Meanwhile in Bloomington...




http://www.foxnews-us.com/2018/08/22/bloomington-police-discover-over-200-penises-during-raid-at-funeral-employees-home/

Well, what's that saying when it comes to your EDC? "Two is one and one is none" or some such? Maybe he was just being prudent.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Weird... it was on my news feed but it seems to be a hoax... oh well, keep your powder dry, you never know.

Domain contact shows its owned by somebody in NSW, Australia. Definitely not legit. (and probably why it was pulled from FB)

 

[HoughMade]

The Indiana Supreme Court defines "penetration" for us.

Fronthole law.

https://www.in.gov/judiciary/opinions/pdf/08231801per.pdf

I put this here because I feel like this was a facepalm argument to make...but if there are no other arguments...

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Couple desperate for a baby told they've been having sex the wrong way for 4 years

Gotta use the fronthole.

You'd think the knowledge is almost instinct and wouldn't need a doctor to spell it out for you. Maybe there's a reason these people shouldn't have reproduced.

 

[rhino]

So I have posted before that I work at a local high school dealing with students that get in trouble and need guidance. Yesterday, one of them was working on a science assignment. I walked to the white board and drew our solar system-Sun, all 8 planest and Pluto. ...

There was silence for a few minutes until one said "What is that?".......

I still can't fathom why they reach 9th-10th grade and can't recognize our Sun and the planets. It is not because it is not taught, I know the teachers and they are dedicated professionals. It is just surprising that anyone can move through school so clueless.

We do have some students that will never grasp anything remotely related to education, by their own choice. They can immediately name their favorite rapper or pop star.

Thankfully there are far more great kids.

Don

I'm undecided if it's more troubling that a student fails to absorb very basic information or that the school allowed them to progress from grade to grade.

 

[ArcadiaGP]

You'd think the knowledge is almost instinct and wouldn't need a doctor to spell it out for you. Maybe there's a reason these people shouldn't have reproduced.

I wouldn't be surprised if this story evolves... The woman must be incredibly dense (perhaps even a learning disability?) and the guy probably took advantage of that.

Obviously only speculation, but I could see some feminist groups going after him trying to get him on rape or something.

 

[HoughMade]

I wouldn't be surprised if this story evolves... The woman must be incredibly dense (perhaps even a learning disability?) and the guy probably took advantage of that.

Obviously only speculation, but I could see some feminist groups going after him trying to get him on rape or something.

This is in China. Feminists, and leftists overall, only really care about going after Western culture.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I wouldn't be surprised if this story evolves... The woman must be incredibly dense (perhaps even a learning disability?) and the guy probably took advantage of that.

Obviously only speculation, but I could see some feminist groups going after him trying to get him on rape or something.

This is in China. Feminists, and leftists overall, only really care about going after Western culture.

Yeah, where's that post that hast the Chinese term for SJWs?

 

[ArcadiaGP]

No criminal charges for officer whose police dog died after being left in hot car

 

[Timjoebillybob]

I wouldn't be surprised if this story evolves... The woman must be incredibly dense (perhaps even a learning disability?) and the guy probably took advantage of that.

Obviously only speculation, but I could see some feminist groups going after him trying to get him on rape or something.

It's possible, but a few years ago I read a similar story. They were using the front hole, but the wrong front hole. When the Dr. did the examination and found the proper hole unused, he did some more checking and "found her urethra dilated to where it would easily accept a finger" is I believe how it was worded.