"If my gun picks up one rust spot you're gonna wake up with a crowd around you."
"Wouldn't it be great if wars could be fought just by the *******s who started them?"
The Postman.
"Ain't you them kids that have been whacking off in my tool shed?"
Vastly under rated movie.The Postman.
"This isn't the Republicans versus the Democrats, where we're in a hole economically or... or we're in another war. This is more crucial than that. This is down to the line, folks, this is down to the line. There can be no more divisions among the living!"
"And you know what's going to happen now. You should admit your situation. There would be more dignity in it."
"You go to hell!"
"Alright. Let me ask you something. If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?"
"Do you have any idea how f*<%!*# crazy you are?"
"You mean the nature of this conversation?"
"I mean the nature of you."
Major! Thank god you guys are here. It's bad in there.
It better be. Right, Lieutenant?
We're the best of the best, sir! We drink napalm and and **** fire!
Semper-fi!
Hoo-rah!
So what seems to be the problem, doc?
Believe it or not - zombies!
Zombie Strippers
"I'm thinking, y'know, eight-year-old white girl, middle of the ghetto, bunch of monsters, this time of night with quantum physics books? She about to start some sh**"
"You think you're so f***in' cool, don't you? You think you're so f***in' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain."
"Play some rap music"
"Uh, Fi. Why did you go into the river?"
"To get away from the snake of course."
"You do know that snakes can swim right?"
"No they can't."
"Uh, yeah they can."
"They don't have fins. They slither!"
"They slither through water."
"No they don't."
"Well, what about sea snakes?"
"Oh my god! I could have died!"
the amazing spider man"Thirty-eight of New York's finest, versus one guy in a unitard."
Maury Chaykin's character in Dances with Wolvesthe amazing spider man
"i've just pissed in my pants, and nobody can do anything about it."