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[WILSON]

"You know we were pretty lucky tonight, body count's less than 200. You know, one of these days, you're gonna kill 10,000 in one of these firetraps, and I'm gonna keep eating smoke and carrying out bodies until someone asks us...

how to build them."

The Towering Inferno












"For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged."

"In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size?"

"Exactly."

"He would have an enormous schwanzstucker?"

"That goes without saying."

"He's going to be very popular."

 

[sharkey]

"For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged."

"In other vords: his veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size?"

"Exactly."

"He would have an enormous schwanzstucker?"

"That goes without saying."

"He's going to be very popular."

BLUECHER!!!!

Young "Frahnensteen", of course. "Froe-de-rick", in particular.






"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago"

 

[CathyInBlue]

"Say goodbye to your two best friends, and I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago"

Spaceballs

"Do you have any Excedrin or extra-strength Tylenol?"

"Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice..."

 

[sharkey]

"Do you have any Excedrin or extra-strength Tylenol?"

"Gee, I think all I got is acetylsalicylic acid, generic. See, I can get six hundred tablets of that for the same price as three hundred of a name brand. That makes good financial sense, good advice..."

Good to see you haven't been totally distracted by ISP's attempts at despotism.

Ghostbusters




"I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!"

 

[Black Cloud]

"I'm just a mean green mother from outer space and I'm bad!"

Little Shop of Horrors


"Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."

 

[steve666]

"Doctor, I'm takin' your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."

Serenity

“I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.”

 

[sharkey]

“I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.”

Star Wars Episode IV


"You ever notice that all the prices end in '9'? Damn that's eerie."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"You ever notice that all the prices end in '9'? Damn that's eerie."

clerks

what's the score?

-nothin' nothin'.

who's winning?

the bears.

 

[T-Mann]

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

(yay, I actually knew one, I've been waiting for my chance)

RETURN TO ME (Moulder and Minnie Driver)

Character 1: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Character 2: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

 

[WILSON]

Character 1: Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
Character 2: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.

Snatch








"You're gona tell me me about an ambush? I just ambushed you with a cup of coffee!!!"




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[Bartman]

"You're gona tell me me about an ambush? I just ambushed you with a cup of coffee!!!"




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Ronin (that should be on my Movies You Can't Stop Watching list)


"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

 

[steve666]

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

Animal House

We must declare war on the United States.
But we can never win such a war!
Of course not, but we could win the peace. I've given this a lot of thought gentlemen and I'm perfectly positive that I am right. You must remember, the Americans are a very strange people. Whereas other countries rarely forgive anything, the Americans forgive anything. There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.

 

[CathyInBlue]

We must declare war on the United States.
But we can never win such a war!
Of course not, but we could win the peace. I've given this a lot of thought gentlemen and I'm perfectly positive that I am right. You must remember, the Americans are a very strange people. Whereas other countries rarely forgive anything, the Americans forgive anything. There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated.

The Mouse that Roared

"You're a psychopath!"

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right."

 

[sharkey]

"You're a psychopath!"

"No, no. Psychopaths kill for no reason. I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right."

Grosse Point Blank



"I've seen "The Exorcist" about 167 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! You think I'm qualified?"

 

[CathyInBlue]

"I've seen "The Exorcist" about 167 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY! NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! You think I'm qualified?"

Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetleju-- *ack* *grrgl* *gaaaaah*

"Now I have repaid any debt I may have owed you. You know all that I know. My voice is the only proof that you will have of the truth of any of this. I might have written a letter with my signature, but my handwriting is not what it used to be. Maybe you've had the presence of mind to record this. That's your prerogative. You will not be contacted by me again. And if you look... you will not find me."

 

[WILSON]

"Now I have repaid any debt I may have owed you. You know all that I know. My voice is the only proof that you will have of the truth of any of this. I might have written a letter with my signature, but my handwriting is not what it used to be. Maybe you've had the presence of mind to record this. That's your prerogative. You will not be contacted by me again. And if you look... you will not find me."

Primer





























"Please, boss! I thought you were dead!"

"So as a tribute to my memory, you open this... this Chinese nookie factory?"

 

[sharkey]

"Please, boss! I thought you were dead!"

"So as a tribute to my memory, you open this... this Chinese nookie factory?"

Revenge of the Pink Panther




"Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke."

the blues brothers


"we're supposed to put them OUT!"

 

[steve666]

"we're supposed to put them OUT!"

Roxanne

Will you take your clammy hand off my chair? You have the touch of a love-starved cobra.

 

[WILSON]

Will you take your clammy hand off my chair? You have the touch of a love-starved cobra.

The Man Who Came to Dinner


















"We just wanted to say we're a big fan of your work. I think you show great talent. And I pride myself on having an eye for that kind of talent.

But your status as a Nazi killer is still amateur. We all come here to see if you wanna go pro?"





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