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[steve666]

"I'll give you 50 bucks for it."
"Fifty bucks? No, no, no. This is a Rouchefoucauld. The thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water resistant to three atmospheres. This is *the* sports watch of the '80s. Six thousand, nine hundred and fifty five dollars retail!"
"You got a receipt?"
"Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad!"
"In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks."

Trading Places

You okay?
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

 

[sharkey]

You okay?
Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect!

Weird Science







"You can take your thumb out of my *** any time now, Carmine."

 

[CathyInBlue]

"You can take your thumb out of my *** any time now, Carmine."

Animal House, and I'll admit that I had to Google that, but only because I was chomping at the bit to post this one:

"Love is but a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock who climbs upon it to crow."

 

[sharkey]

"Love is but a dung hill, Betty, and I am but a cock who climbs upon it to crow."

Rob Roy






"Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell."

 

[WILSON]

"Dan Marino should die of gonorrhea and rot in hell."

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective













"Shut your f***ing guinea trap, Gonorrhea!"



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[steve666]

"Shut your f***ing guinea trap, Gonorrhea!"

Band of Brothers, I just re-watched this over the last couple of weekends.

Why do ya keep asking me all these questions? You don't believe anything I tell you.
There's truth in lies too, if you can get enough of them.

 

[hacksawfg]

The Ox-Bow Incident

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

 

[CathyInBlue]

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!"

A Clockwork Orange

"You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?"

 

[sharkey]

"You know I can call anybody, they'd put it on the phone? The Pope, an astronaut, the wisest of the wise... Who do I have to call?"

Dog Day Afternoon





"You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. The deer has to be taken with one shot."

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"You have to think about one shot. One shot is what it's all about. The deer has to be taken with one shot."

the deer hunter

"just easin' the tension, baby! just easin' the tension."

 

[WILSON]

"just easin' the tension, baby! just easin' the tension."

Happy Gilmore ( I think? )



















"That's what I figured."

"You figured?"

"Only an Indian could do something like that."




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[sharkey]

"That's what I figured."

"You figured?"

"Only an Indian could do something like that."

The Outlaw Josey Wales





"I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog."

 

[steve666]

"I don't think you understand, these boys killed my dog."

Shooter

"No, I got it. I'm not the head honcho who sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust, while everybody else does the work."

 

[WILSON]

"No, I got it. I'm not the head honcho who sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust, while everybody else does the work."

Shoot 'Em Up




















"You got some balls for a Chinaman."

"I'm Korean."

"Whatever."



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[sharkey]

"You got some balls for a Chinaman."

"I'm Korean."

"Whatever."
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TV shows are open season here? I thought this was movie quotes. The Walking Dead.








"Soon'us Ah git home, fust thing Ah'm gunna do is punch yo mama in da mouf!"

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"Soon'us Ah git home, fust thing Ah'm gunna do is punch yo mama in da mouf!"

smokey and the bandit


"what this town needs is an enema."

 

[steve666]

"what this town needs is an enema."

Ratman... er I mean Batman

"Let's go have some dinner."
"Oh no, we cannot eat on an empty stomach!"
"Then we better have a few drinks first!"

 

[WILSON]

"Let's go have some dinner."
"Oh no, we cannot eat on an empty stomach!"
"Then we better have a few drinks first!"

At the risk of dating myself ..... Topper !



























"Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill?"

"Yeah."

"Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind! I thought I'd lost it!"





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[sharkey]

"Was I in here last night and did I spend a twenty dollar bill?"

"Yeah."

"Oh boy, what a load that is off my mind! I thought I'd lost it!"
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The Bank Dick










"I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures."

 

[CathyInBlue]

"I was a junior chipmunk, uh, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures."

The Emperor's New Groove

"Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, 'I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead.' Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead."