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[IndySSD]

Quote:
Originally Posted by SafeShootingDad

WTFHax... both our posts got deleted (I guess because I quoted your picture post) yet this farce of a thread lives on? Why not delete the whole thread if you're (whoever did the censuring) going to censure it.

 

[bigus_D]

I paid for the all you can eat buffet at Golden Corral just last night but they didn't have any mexican food... so then I went over to Cancun next door, but they refused to honor my fully paid "all you can eat" purchase. WTF???

Service just isn't what it used to be.

 

[Tactical Dave]

Who would have thought a resteraunt would not let you get a free drink....

Im half tempted to get this thread closed with disturbing pics of the Hoff.

 

[IndySSD]

Im half tempted to get this thread closed with disturbing pics of the Hoff.

I'm half tempted to beg you to do so.... half of me wants the thread closed no matter what it takes... the other half can't bear to see the "Hoff" pics.

 

[Tactical Dave]

 

[jd4320t]

Tease - The Hoff's Sexy Carwash | The Roast of David Hasselhoff | Comedy Central

 

[360]

It's not going to be closed just because you don't get it, but keep posting those pics and I'm sure a jackslap from one of the mods will be on the Burger King menu soon enough.

 

[ATM]

Really? Burger King doesn't have jackslaps on their menu?






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[360]

Really? Burger King doesn't have jackslaps on their menu?






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Thats what Im sayin'

 

[geronimojoe85]

I was in BK ordering food for 4 people. I was the only person there and the lady asked me,"Is that for here?"

WTF. I know I'm a big guy but 4 value meals with 4 drinks.
That is copious amounts of food for one human being.

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[Eddie]

I had Campbell's soup for lunch. It was chicken and rice, not my favorite. I spilled some on my desk.

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[bigus_D]

I had Campbell's soup for lunch. It was chicken and rice, not my favorite. I spilled some on my desk.

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^^ THIS ^^

 

[geronimojoe85]

No man thinks more highly than I do of the patriotism, as well as abilities, of the very worthy gentlemen who have just addressed the Forum. *But different men often see the same subject in different lights; and, therefore, I hope it will not be thought disrespectful to those gentlemen if, entertaining as I do opinions of a character very opposite to theirs, I shall speak forth my sentiments freely and without reserve. This is no time for ceremony. The questing before the Forum is one of awful moment to this country. For my own part, I consider it as nothing less than a question of freedom or slavery; and in proportion to the magnitude of the subject ought to be the freedom of the debate. It is only in this way that we can hope to arrive at truth, and fulfill the great responsibility which we hold to God and our country. Should I keep back my opinions at such a time, through fear of giving offense, I should consider myself as guilty of treason towards my country, and of an act of disloyalty toward the Majesty of Heaven, which I revere above all fast food kings.

Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging of the future but by the past. And judging by the past, I wish to know what there has been in the conduct of the fast food industry for the last fifty *years to justify those hopes with which gentlemen have been pleased to solace themselves and the Forum. Is it that insidious smile with which our petition has been lately received? Trust it not, sir; it will prove a snare to your feet. Suffer not yourselves to be betrayed with a kiss. Ask yourselves how this gracious reception of our petition comports with those warlike preparations which cover our waters and darken our land. Are fleets and armies necessary to a work of love and reconciliation? Have we shown ourselves so unwilling to be reconciled that force must be called in to win back our love? Let us not deceive ourselves, sir. These are the implements of war and subjugation; the last arguments to which kings resort. I ask gentlemen, sir, what means this martial array, if its purpose be not to force us to submission? Can gentlemen assign any other possible motive for it? Has Burger King any enemy, in this quarter of the world, to call for all this accumulation of navies and armies? No, sir, he has none. They are meant for us: they can be meant for no other. They are sent over to bind and rivet upon us those chains which the Fast Food Industry have been so long forging. And what have we to oppose to them? Shall we try argument? Sir, we have been trying that for the last ten years. Have we anything new to offer upon the subject? Nothing. We have held the subject up in every light of which it is capable; but it has been all in vain. Shall we resort to entreaty and humble supplication? What terms shall we find which have not been already exhausted? Let us not, I beseech you, sir, deceive ourselves. Sir, we have done everything that could be done to avert the storm which is now coming on. We have petitioned; we have remonstrated; we have supplicated; we have prostrated ourselves before the throne, and have implored its interposition to arrest the tyrannical hands of the King. Our petitions have been slighted; our remonstrances have produced additional violence and insult; our supplications have been disregarded; and we have been spurned, with contempt, from the foot of the throne! In vain, after these things, may we indulge the fond hope of peace and reconciliation. There is no longer any room for hope. If we wish to be free-- if we mean to preserve inviolate those inestimable privileges for which we have been so long contending--if we mean not basely to abandon the noble struggle in which we have been so long engaged, and which we have pledged ourselves never to abandon until the glorious object of our contest shall be obtained--we must fight! I repeat it, sir, we must fight! An appeal to arms and to the God of hosts is all that is left us!

They tell us, sir, that we are weak; unable to cope with so formidable an adversary. But when shall we be stronger? Will it be the next week, or the next year? Will it be when we are totally disarmed, and when a resturant manager shall be stationed in every house? Shall we gather strength by irresolution and inaction? Shall we acquire the means of effectual resistance by lying supinely on our backs and hugging the delusive phantom of hope, until our enemies shall have bound us hand and foot? Sir, we are not weak if we make a proper use of those means which the God of nature hath placed in our power. The millions of people, armed in the holy cause of liberty, and in such a country as that which we possess, are invincible by any force which our enemy can send against us. Besides, sir, we shall not fight our battles alone. There is a just God who presides over the destinies of nations, and who will raise up friends to fight our battles for us. The battle, sir, is not to the strong alone; it is to the vigilant, the active, the brave. Besides, sir, we have no election. If we were base enough to desire it, it is now too late to retire from the contest. There is no retreat but in submission and slavery! Our chains are forged! Their clanking may be heard on the drive-thru lane! The war is inevitable--and let it come! I repeat it, sir, let it come.

It is in vain, sir, to extenuate the matter. Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace-- but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already at the counter! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of a double whopper with cheese? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

 

[geronimojoe85]

Is it dead?

 

[jclark]

I woke up this morning and dropped off a massive brown payload in my toilet.

-1 Burger King.

BTW gerominojoe85.....that post was super cool.

 

[Eddie]

I actually went inside a Burger King yesterday. I almost never get fast food but I wanted to use their bathroom so I bought something. I got a "Tendergrill" They had it ready for me in under a minute and it tasted pretty good.

-1 Burger King.

 

[paddling_man]

An engineer that works for me called in sick last night at 1230, right before I went to bed. His shift started at 0400. I got 2.5 hours of sleep last night.

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[360]

I woke up this morning with an eye infuction due to a dog hair getting into my eye as I slept. Now I gotta flood my eye out with solution to get it back to normal.

-1 for Burger King

 

[IndyMonkey]

I only brought 2 shirts yesterday to work. By 8 am I had sweated thur all of them. I
also forgot extra socks so my feet were wet all day.

-1 burgerking.

 

[Tactical Dave]

Just....

-1 For Burger King haha.