-1 Burger King

[printcraft]

I found this exchange on the interwebz.
I don't know for sure if it is related or not but thought I would pass it along for your review.

Dear Abby,

I have a problem. I have been having an affair with the Burger King.
I know I should not have done it but I really love him.

After a night of total rapture I was in love, but the King has not called me since.
He loved me like no other King could, I feel like a piece of me is missing.
I have tried calling, texting, sending flowers to his workplace and even hanging out in his workplace.

I feel like I am getting the brush off. I personally fell like a big -1.

I don't know what to do. I feel like lashing out but
I don't want him to find out. I need him like no other.

Any advice would be appreciated.

Thanks (crying)

063

Dear 063,

Man up.

Sincerely,

Abby

 

[jclark]

It was hot outside today. I started training a first year apprentice. I gave him only one task today......change a toilet seat. Somehow he broke the toilet bowl.
-1 Burger King......you suck!

 

[ATM]

It's fixed!



oops.

 

[360]

I just drove to Timbuktu to pick up my kid from her week long summer camp. I had to drive about 2 miles on a dusty gravel road. My nice shiny new car now looks like I ran through a baby powder canister. Off to the car wash I go.

-1 for Burger King because it is right by the car wash.

 

[Eddie]

We're grilling portabella mushrooms to make into sandwiches on ciabatta bread with blue cheese, fresh basil and tomatoes.

-1 Burger King

 

[king_jew2000]

rally's fries

Rallly's fries are the best!!!! but heart attack in a cup

 

[Cemetery-man]

You could always go to Speedway and get a day old chili dog with week old cheese on it.

 

[mk2ja]

Rallly's fries are the best!!!! but heart attack in a cup

Mmmm.... LOADED FRIES. Bacon, cheese, bacon, ranch dressing, bacon, sour cream, bacon... mmm... Way better than Burger King's fries.

-1 Burger King.

 

[jclark]

I Met H&K last night. We ate dinner with sclark and Bigum. Had a good time.
-1 Burger King.

 

[JJGatesE30]

I really have never liked burger king except for breakfast. The burgers there are just bland and I would rather go anywhere else. The owners of burger king are most likely racist anyway, so spread the word.

 

[360]

I'm going shooting today with my oldest daughter, a buddy, and some of his friends from Kalifornia who are here to visit. They are amazed at our gun laws, and are anxious to play with some real toys.

-1 squared for Burger King because I have to pass two of them on the way.

 

[MarkM]

-1 for Burger King. I got a tendercrisp the other day and they didn't give me bacon.

 

[JetGirl]

 

[ATM]

-1 squared for Burger King because I have to pass two of them on the way.

Do the math.

 

[infidel]

Do the math.

Don't worry, I think you just read it wrong.

-(1 squared) for Burger King because I have to pass two of them on the way.

 

[jd4320t]

My niece and I want Burger King but my daughter doesn't and apparently majority doesn't rule.

-1 Burger King

 

[Serial Crusher]

Every time I go to a McDonald's they have a double drive through, and it only results in me waiting longer for my order. This is obviously because of the mass exodus of Burger King customers. I know that Taco Bell eventually wins the fast food wars, and that is probably why....

-1 BK

 

[sj kahr k40]

I was hot yesterday and asked if I could sit in the freezer at BK, manager said no.

-1 for Burger King

 

[infidel]

**** it, I can't hide it anymore.

I love Burger King.

+1 BK

 

[tv1217]

I feel I have missed something.